[Intro]
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
(What a devastating turn of events)
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

[Verse 1]
A recommendation from a friend of a friend
Took a follow then a little DM
She was tempted, never had a lover
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)
She hesitated but she'd seen him before
He asked her out and she couldn't ignore
So excited, another world to discover
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

[Refrain]
Oh no, God damn, I wish she'd known back then
The beginning to the end was near
But lust was in the air
Getting giddy as she tells her friends
FaceTimes till 2:00 A.M
What a fascinating boy she didn't choose
But she's got nothing to lose

[Verse 2]
Two heads in the morning bed
Felt a little foreign, but she didn't regret
She was lonely, couldn't tell anybody
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)
He said all right things and it got to her head
She felt a feeling that she didn't expect
In the moment, she didn't want anybody
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)
[Refrain]
But him, she'd planned
A wedding in her head
With who she thought would be her man
Her charming 'til the end
All she wanted was a kid, a fam
Oh, goodness gracious, damn
What a complicated view far from the truth
Then here, here came something new

[Post-Refrain]
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
(What a devastating turn of events)
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

[Verse 3]
Three weeks on, then he left her on read
A morning sickness and she knew it from then
She'd be crying in despair to her mother
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)
Out of wedlock which her family despise
But if she lost it, it would still be a crime
Now she's crying from the sight of her mother
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

[Refrain]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh no, God damn, I wish she'd known back then
The beginning to the end was near
Still hope was in the air in her desperation
Life's unfair for women where she lives
What a disappointing world she didn't choose, with a man's ego to bruise
[Verse 4]
Spamming messages with tears in her eyes
Little did she know, it'd be the day that she'd die
In the kitchen, eating things that she shouldn't
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)
She woke up dizzy under hospital lights
Her poor mother had the shock of her life
When the doctors said they tried and couldn't
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

[Refrain]
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
What a devastating turn of events
I wish she'd known back then
All she wanted was a lover, her friend
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
What a devastating loss we didn't choose
She's in me and she's in you

[Outro]
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo)
What a devastating turn of events
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo)
All she wanted was a lover, her friend
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo)