Melanie Martinez
Freak x Mad Hatter
[Intro]
Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters
Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things
My patience running thinner on this melting clock
Cerebrum jailed with thoughts, most would consider rot
To think you're any different from an animal
A creature sick as you should be put down
But I can't help myself

[Verse]
My friends don't walk, they run
Skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun
Poppin', poppin' balloons with guns
Gettin' high off helium
We paint white roses red

[Chorus]
Welcome to our freak show (oh-na-na-na-na)
Come meet my monsters (oh-na-na-na-na)
Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things (oh-na-na-na-na)

[Verse]
Please, don't hide-
I'm peeling the skin off my fa-a-ace
'Cause I really hate being sa-a-afe
The normals, they make me afra-a-aid
The crazies, they make me feel sane
[Verse]
Freak o' Friday night, know I'm the main attraction
Basket acrobat, they wanna see some action
Tinkering with my design, twist and turn my feral mind
Play with me 'til you've found another toy
Let me be your freak show, I could be your favorite monster-

[Verse]
All the best people are crazy-
Rattle my whole cage, remind me
'cause you know I can't help myself

[Verse]
Where is my prescription?
Doctor, doctor, please listen
My brain is scattered
You can be Alice
I'll be the Mad Hatter

[Chorus]
Welcome to our freak show (oh-na-na-na-na)
Come meet my monsters (oh-na-na-na-na)
Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things (oh-na-na-na-na)

[Verse]
The normals, they make me afra-a-aid (You're wasting, you're wasting all)
Of your time finding a cure when there's no disease
[Chorus]
I'm nuts
Baby, I'm mad
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho
You think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend
Entirely bonkers
You like me best
When I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret
I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy?
The best people are

[Chorus]
Welcome to our freak show (oh-na-na-na-na)
Come meet my monsters (oh-na-na-na-na)
Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things

[Verse]
And I think you're crazy too
I know you're gone
That's probably the reason
That we get along
[Chorus]
I'm nuts
Baby, I'm mad
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho
You think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend
Entirely bonkers
You like me best
When I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret
I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy?
The best people are

[Outro]
(Oh-na-na-na-na,) All the best people are crazy
(Oh-na-na-na-na,) All the best people are
Welcome to our freak show (oh-na-na-na-na)
Come meet my monsters (oh-na-na-na-na)
Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things (oh-na-na-na-na)