Massive thanks to 'macbethgonzalez' & 'xxri' for doing the whole script I just coppied & pasted it
K-12 (The Film)
-[Woman]
Wake up. You’re gonna be late
(The alarm clock rings. It then levitates and flies away
CryBaby wakes up.)
-[Crybaby VO]
Wait. What was my dream again?
I remember feeling trapped in rising heat, and there were plastic or cardboard cut-outs all around me, and my gums' roots were pushing out my teeth, and the voice of a thousand angels said to me, “It’s temporary.”
Maybe that should be my mantra as I step into what will inevitably be the worst years of my life. Ah yes, off to a world in which girls are to only wear pink dresses and boys blue pants. Well, I dyed my uniform and embroidered flowers on the sleeves
(She pauses, and laughs.)
Speaking of, I should probably change into my uniform right now. Nah, that shit’s itchy. It can wait
(Harp playing)
-[Crybaby VO]
Oh yeah. And in my dream, you know, when the air below me was sucking my teeth out of their sockets, I noticed that my front two teeth stayed and the gap between them just kept getting larger and larger. How’s that even possible? I know right?
I wish my mom wasn’t passed out right now and could at least drive me to the bus stop
(She is seen in the kitchen, trying to pour a bowl of cereal. Instead a tarantula comes out of the box.)
Phillipe? What are you doing in there? Don’t scare me like that!
What was that angel’s name again? Was it Lilly or Layla? No, I think it was Lilith
(Birds singing)
--
(Kids talking and laughing on the school bus)
-[Crybaby]
(sigh) I feel so sick
-[Angelita]
I can’t believe we have to do this
-[Crybaby]
Do you think we’ll make any friends?
-[Angelita]
I hope so, but at least we have each other
-[Crybaby]
That’s true
(Girls Laughing)
-[Boy]
Okay, okay. Stop. Stop
(Kids laughing)
(One of the boys in the back throws a paper airplane at Crybaby. Inside, the paper reads "gap-toothed bitch.)
-[Crybaby]
Seriously? What does it say?
-[Angelita, to the boy in the back]
Real mature!
-[Blue boy 1 and blue boy 2]
Aw, sad little baby! Go on!
-[Kelly]
Does the bunny wabbit need some tissues?
-[Maya]
I bet she has some in her bra!
-[Angelita]
It’s okay, just ignore them. Just plastic assholes
-[Blue boy 1 & blue boy 2]
Crybaby, wah-wah!
-[Kids]
Wah-wah! Crybaby!
-[Kids]
Wah-wah! Wah-wah, wah-wah!
-[Crybaby VO]
This is K-12
[“WHEELS ON THE BUS”]
[Verse 1]
I'm just looking out the window and it's cold outside
There are two boys yelling behind me and I'm terrified
Counting trees as they pass me by
And I'm trying not to look across the aisle
'Cause Maya's letting Dan put his hand up her skirt
And she's got her hand down his pants
[Pre-Chorus]
I know the driver sees it
I know he's peeking in the rearview mirror
He says nothing
Trying to ignore it, it's fucking boring
I'm quietly observing, I'm saying nothing
[Chorus]
No one's watching us, don't give a fuck
Wheels on the bus
I'm holding it down up in the front
Wheels on the bus
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Wheels on the bus
[Verse 2]
Now, I'mma light it up and pass it
Puff, puff and pass it
Don't be a dick and babysit, c'mon, just pass it over here
Counting cars as they pass me by
And I'm trying not to look a row behind me
'Cause Jason's got his ass on the glass
And I hate him, driver hit a bump fast
[Pre-Chorus]
I know the driver sees it
I know he's peeking in the rearview mirror
He says nothing
Trying to ignore it, it's fucking boring
I'm quietly observing, I'm saying nothing
[Chorus]
No one's watching us, don't give a fuck
Wheels on the bus
I'm holding it down up in the front
Wheels on the bus
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Wheels on the bus
[Bridge]
Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh
Wheels on the, on the bus
Ooh, ha, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh
Wheels on the bus
[Chorus]
No one's watching us, don't give a fuck
Wheels on the bus
I'm holding it down up in the front
Wheels on the bus
Ooh (Wheels on the bus)
Ooh (Wheels on the bus)
Ooh
Wheels on the bus
(Horn honking)
(Kids on the bus screaming as the bus is thrown off the road and into the body of water below.)
(Somber music as the kids realize they are underwater.)
-[Angelita, to Crybaby]
C’mon! Get up! What are you doing?
(Scared mumbling)
-[Kids]
Ahhhhh...
(String music and wind as the bus is suddenly lifted out of the water.)
-[Crybaby]
We should hang here more often
-[Angelita]
It’s so much better up here
-[Boy]
This isn’t real... this isn’t real...
-[Crybaby]
Should we land this thing?
-[Angelita]
Mmm, nah
-[Boy]
I’m gonna jump out this window!
(Harp music)
(Screams)
(Wind)
(Bell chiming)
-[Crybaby]
I don’t know why people are so scared of death
-[Angelita]
I agree. It’s just another part of life
-[Crybaby]
You start in the womb and you end in the tomb
-[Angelita]
Wait a second. Where is everybody?
-[Crybaby]
I don’t know if it’s because it’s cold in here, but I’m getting kind of a creepy chill down my back...
-[Together]
I love it!
(Startling music as something ghost-like passes from behind.)
-[Angelita]
What even was that?
-[Crybaby]
Scary
-[Crybaby]
(sighs.)What's the room number again?
-[Angelita]
222
-[Crybaby]
221...
-[Angelita]
223...
-[Together]
...222
(Door knob turning and opening)
-[Ms. Daphne]
Class, would you like to inform Crybaby and Angelita of what rule they did not follow today?
-[Whole class]
When the bell rings, you must be in your assigned seat
-[Ms. Daphne]
What are ya deaf? Sit your asses down!
-[Crybaby and Angelita, quietly]
Sorry, Ms. Daphne
(The loudspeaker notification beeps.)
-[Loudspeaker]
All must stand for the pledge of allegiance
All rise!
-[Ms. Daphne]
Henry! On your feet!
-[Loudspeaker and students]
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands...
-[Ms. Daphne]
I’m being generous with you, boy
-[Loudspeaker and students]
...One nation under God...
-[Ms. Daphne]
Last chance to stand...
-[Loudspeaker and students]
...indivisible...
-[Ms. Daphne]
...and show some respect!
-[Loudspeaker and students]
...with liberty and justice for all
-[Henry]
You hear that? Liberty and justice for all? That’s bullshit
(Ms. Daphne presses a button. It beeps, calling security to take him away.)
(The door opens, violently.)
-[Man]
Grab the boy
-[Man]
Get this one
-[Man]
Quiet!
-[Henry]
Get off me! I didn’t do anything!
-[Man]
Take him to the holding!
-[Man]
Put him in the back. This is what you get!
(All three exit, the door slams shut.)
[“CLASS FIGHT”]
[Verse 1]
It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't lookin'
Kelly had a fat ass and trouble was cookin'
She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight
I fell in love with him, but he wasn't in my life
The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly
She was kissin' Brandon, I got jelly
I wanted to be in her shoes for one day
I just waited 'til recess to make her pay
(Time skips to naptime. There are star lights strung across the room and beds are laid out for naptime. Crybaby and Angelita discover a secret passage under the bed.)
(Girl students enter, laughing. The door closes.)
(Crybaby flicks on a light. She is now underneath the beds.)
-[Crybaby]
Angelita?
-[Angelita]
I’m over here. Can you hear me?
-[Crybaby]
Yea, where are you?
-[Angelita]
I’m trying to follow your voice
-[Angelita]
There you are
-[Crybaby]
Finally. How do they expect us to sleep in here?
-[Angelita]
I don’t know. I am kind of sleepy though...
-[Crybaby]
Well, wake up. I got that thrown at my head
-[Angelita]
Who drew this?
-[Crybaby]
That girl Kelly. I think she’s tryin’ to like rip my head off or something
-[Angelita]
Well, what are you gonna do? You gotta defend yourself!
-[Crybaby]
I can’t defend myself. I don’t know how to fight, I just, I don’t even know how to do that— Ow!
-[Angelita]
Hold it together, girl. We are capable of doing whatever we want. Remember?
-[Crybaby]
No. I can’t, it’s cheating
-[Angelita]
Do you really think we’d have these abilities if we weren’t supposed to use them?
-[Crybaby]
I don’t know. I just feel like I have an unfair advantage
-[Angelita]
Well, I don’t know. Why don’t you call your mom and ask her what she thinks you should do?
-[Crybaby]
My mom?
-[Angelita]
Mmhmm
-[Crybaby]
No, it’s okay. She’s probably sleeping right now and honestly, I don’t even think she would pick up the ph—
(Angelita makes a telephone appear, and hands the receiver to Crybaby.)
-[Crybaby]
Fine. She’s not going to pick up
-[Angelita]
We’ll see
(The phone rings. We see Crybaby's mother, passed out and on the floor beside a glass of what appears to be alcohol. Crybaby sighs.)
[Continuation of “CLASS FIGHT”]
[Chorus]
Mommy, why do I feel sad?
Should I give him away or feel this bad?
"No, no, no, don't you choke"
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
For the throat, for, for the throat
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
For the throat, for, for the throat
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
[Interlude]
(Class fight)
(Class fight)
(The scene switches to the outdoor playground. Crybaby and Angelita are talking to Brandon in the sandbox.)
-[Kelly]
Did you see what she was wearing? Like it was embarrassing for everyone! And, like, I told her. I was trying to be helpful. I gave her advice. I was like, "that’s ugly". And she took it, like, personally. She was getting all mad about it, I was like, "I’m helping you!"
-[Girl]
Hey, Kelly?
-[Kelly]
Stop. Don’t interrupt me
-[Girl]
Bu---
-[Kelly]
Shhh. Still talking
-[Girl]
Yea, I—
-[Kelly]
I just don’t understand why you wouldn’t take my advice. I give really good advice to people and it’s just a--- are you even listening to me?
(The other girls murmur and point to Crybaby, Angelita, and Brandon. Kelly turns around and charges Crybaby. A fight bell rings.)
[Continuation of “CLASS FIGHT”]
-[Angelita]
Watch out!
(Kelly slaps Crybaby. Hard. Enough to make Crybaby fall back onto the ground.)
-[Crybaby]
Ugh!
(The kids yell while Kelly slaps Crybaby repeatedly.)
-[Kids chant]
Fight! Fight! Fight!
(Kelly draws a knife, and cuts Crybaby's arm, making it bleed.)
-[Kids chant]
Fight! Fight! Fight!
(Kelly laughing)
(Crybaby screaming)
(Ms. Daphne is quickly made aware of the situation and blows a whistle. The kids stop.)
-[Ms. Daphne] What the fuck!
[Continuation of “CLASS FIGHT”]
[Verse 2]
Her face was fucked up and my hands were bloody
We were in the playground, things were getting muddy
The teacher broke us up after I broke her
And my one true love called me a monster
[Outro]
Mommy, why do I feel sad?
(Crybaby's powers become out of control, and she starts to choke Kelly with her hair.)
-[Kelly]
What are you doing? Put me down you freak!
(The scene ends. Ms. Daphne pulls both Crybaby and Kelly by the ears to the Principal's office.)
-[Ms. Daphne]
I would have thought that young ladies like you would know better
-[Kelly]
Quit it! My mom spent good money getting these ears done
-[Ms. Daphne]
You have really blown it this time. Sit down. I mean it
-[Crybaby VO]
I shouldn't have lost control like that. She’s not a bad person, she’s just projecting her insecurities onto me
-[Kelly VO]
She didn’t even leave a mark on me. I broke skin
(Clock ticks as the scene moves to the Principal's office, where the Principal is seen talking to a staff member.)
-[Principal]
You said you dress as a woman now?
-[Ms. Harper]
Yes, I’m transitioning. Look—
-[Principal]
Transitioning? No, no. I can’t permit you to influence the children with this ridiculous behaviour. And so what from now on you want us to address you as—
-[Ms. Harper]
Ms. Harper. Correct. The kids really connect with me. I love my job and I’d really like to stay, but I need to be my most authentic self. I am a woman
-[Ms. Daphne]
A woman? You hear this?
-[Principal]
Mr. Harper, you’re fired
- [Kid eating glue]
Mmmm...
(Crybaby looks around the room, and spots another kid popping pills.)
-[Crybaby]
What are those?
-[Thomas]
He forces us to take these pills. Each colour is a different dosage. I’m on pink. It’s the lightest dose
-[Crybaby]
Why is he forcing medication on everyone?
-[Thomas]
To control us. So we can’t leave
-[Kelly, to Kid eating glue]
That’s fucking disgusting!
(The clock ticks. Crybaby sighs, and then makes a phone appear and dials the Principal's office's number. The phone rings.)
[“THE PRINCIPAL”]
[Verse 1]
Sneaky, greedy, money seeking
Always peeping, fucking creeping
Got it on the down low
So you think you always squeaky
What if I had told your mother
Her son was a cruel motherfucker? Ah
It's not just me, it's everybody
Who thinks that you're fucking ugly
When you come and hurt us
Just so you can get your money
Forced to follow the leader
Who's being possessed by demons
[Chorus]
I've tried to make you listen
But you won't, it's your way, right?
Killin' kids all day and night
Prescription pills and online fights
Shootin' at the angels while
Claiming you're the good guy
All you want is cash and hype
Fuck our dreams and that's not right
[Post-Chorus]
The principal, oh woah, oh
Oh, where's the principle?
Oh, where's the principle?
Oh, where's the principle? Oh woah, oh
Oh, where's the principle?
Oh, where's the principle?
[Verse 2]
Complicated, overrated
You're fixated and elated
By the separation
In this place that you've created
Fuck all of your rules and guidelines
You shouldn't even be on the sidelines
Can't you see that we're all hurtin'?
If you're not teachin', we're not learnin'
Excuse me, how much are you earnin'?
[Chorus]
I've tried to make you listen
But you won't, it's your way, right?
Killin' kids all day and night
Prescription pills and online fights
Shootin' at the angels while
Claiming you're the good guy
All you want is cash and hype
Fuck our dreams and that's not right
[Post-Chorus]
The principal, oh woah, oh
Oh, where's the principle?
Oh, where's the principle?
Oh, where's the principle? Oh woah, oh
Oh, where's the principle?
Oh, where's the principle?
[Bridge]
You don't know the pain that you are causin'
Yeah, your actions hurt, so do your words
The more you try to fuck us over
We will be there yelling at your front door
[Outro]
I've tried to make you listen
But you won't, it's your way, right?
(Crybaby lifts up her hands and uses her powers to make the men disappear)
-[Ms. Daphne]
(Crying) Idiots! Save him!
(The scene shifts to a fourth grade class. Crybaby walks in late from the principal's office and closes the door. All eyes are on her, and she sits down. The teacher shows that it is show and tell day, and then opens a compartment to reveal a doll on strings. The students bang on their desks.)
[“SHOW AND TELL”]
[Verse 1]
You pull me by my hair so I don't go nowhere
Tell me you love me, but you treat me like I'm never there
You say the cruelest words, and yes, they break my heart
'Cause I'm over here working my ass off
[Pre-Chorus]
Why is it so hard to see? (Why?)
If I cut myself, I would bleed (Ouch)
I'm just like you, you're like me
Imperfect and human are we
[Chorus]
Show and tell
I'm on display for all you fuckers to see
Show, you tell
Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me
Buy and sell (Buy and sell me, baby)
Like I'm a product to society
Art don't sell
Unless you've fucked every authority
[Verse 2]
You beg and cry for more, and yet I'm on the floor
There are strangers takin' pictures of me when I ask "No more"
It's really hard for me to say just how I feel
I'm scared that I'll get thrown away like a banana peel
[Pre-Chorus]
Why is it so hard to see? (Why?)
If I cut myself, I would bleed (Ouch)
I'm just like you, you're like me
Imperfect and human are we
[Chorus]
Show and tell (Show and tell)
I'm on display for all you fuckers to see (Fuckers to see)
Show, you tell (Show and tell)
Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me
Buy and sell (Buy and sell)
Like I'm a product to society
Art don't sell
Unless you've fucked every authority
[Bridge]
Show and tell, ah-ah-ah-ah
Why can't you fucking hear me?
Show and tell, ahem
Are you listening yet?
[Chorus]
Show and tell (Show and tell, baby)
I'm on display for all you fuckers to see (Fuckers to see)
Show, you tell (Oh)
Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me
Buy and sell
Like I'm a product to society
Art don't sell
Unless you've fucked every authority
(Crybaby faints then turns into a doll then gets thrown out to the students, the students clap and cheer, then circle around the doll. Then the doll breaks, spilling its "guts" everywhere.)
-[Students]
Ew! Gross!
(Vacuum running)
(Cough)
(Wind)
(Sneeze)
[“NURSE’S OFFICE”]
[Verse 1]
Don't cut me, punch me, just let me go
Into the nurse's office where I float away
I'm pale as the loose-leaf paper they grow
From hollowing out all my lungs in the snow
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, I'm coughing
I'm bleeding, Band-Aids won't heal it
'Cause they hate me, so I'm fakin'
All of, of this so they take, take me
[Chorus]
Take me home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
[Verse 2]
Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, you stare"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, I'm coughing
I'm bleeding, Band-Aids won't heal it
'Cause they hate me, so I'm fakin'
All of, of this so they take, take me
[Chorus]
Take me home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Take me home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
Home, Home, Home
Old, Old, Old
-[Crybaby and Angelita]
Wait!
-[Angelita]
Why are you leaving us here?
-[Crybaby]
We need to come with you!
-[Lilith]
Continue on and live your truth. Do not hold fear in your heart
-[Crybaby]
Please. We don’t want to die here
-[Lilith]
You’ve had many bodies before this and you’ll continue to have more. You’re immortal
-[Angelita]
But we’re exhausted!
-[Crybaby]
We don’t wanna feel this anymore!
-[Lilith]
We must feel the physical pain of this world because the only way that we can truly learn is through experience
-[Crybaby]
Please!
(The scene changes.)
-[Angelita]
Oh no. I’m gonna be late for class
-[Crybaby]
Who cares at this point?
-[Angelita]
True. I’m so exhausted
-[Crybaby]
Same
(The girls encounter a room that seems to have music playing in the room.)
-[Crybaby]
Do you hear that?
-[Angelita]
I do. I think it’s coming from over here
-[Crybaby]
Should we check it out?
-[Angelita]
Yeah. Okay, count of three
-[Together]
One, two, three!
(They open the door to reveal ghosts, dancing to the music playing. The ghosts don't notice them.)
-[Angelita]
Woah!
-[Crybaby]
Achoo!
(The music stops. The ghosts all turn to look at Crybaby and Angelita.)
-[Angelita]
H-hello. You all look ravishing
-[Crybaby]
Bewitching even!
(The ghosts charge towards them. Angelita closes the door just in time, and the ghosts claw at the door.)
-[Crybaby]
We should get to class... bye
-[Angelita]
Okay, see you later. Bye
-[Mr. Cornwell]
Tragedy and comedy. Two sides of the same dramatic coin and we are going to be exploring both in this play. Even the latecomers
(He nods to Crybaby as she walks in late.)
Alright, everyone, please turn to your scripts. Look to page two and find the roles to which you’ve been assigned
-[Crybaby]
Right, so about that. Um, is it possible to get assigned a different role? Maybe one that’s not so domestic? Like a film director? Or the President of the United States!
-[Mr. Cornwell]
A harlot perhaps?
(He and the students laugh.)
-[Boy]
President? What a joke. Your kind are too soft and too sensitive to handle a man’s job
-[Crybaby]
Having a larger capacity to feel and express emotion are one of the many qualities that make us superior to your kind
[“DRAMA CLUB”]
[Verse 1]
Everyone's so soft, everyone's so sensitive
Do I offend you? You're hanging on my sentences
You can keep your costume and you can keep your mask
I'ma take a bow so you can kiss my ass
[Chorus]
I never signed up for your drama
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama
Up for your drama club
[Verse 2]
They try to feed you lines that you have to memorize
You always hide behind your Wizard of Oz disguise
Do you even have a brain? You're sticking to a page
You're faking all your pain, yeah, you're bleeding on a stage
[Chorus]
I never signed up for your drama
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama
Up for your drama club (Ooh)
I never signed up for your drama club (Ooh)
For your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
[Verse 3]
I don't wanna be an actress, living by a script
Who cares about practice? Hmm, I don't give a shit
You're over-analyzing every word I say
There's a whole world out there, you're living a play
Fuck your auditorium, I think it's pretty boring and
[Chorus]
I never signed up for your drama
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama
Up for your drama club (Ooh)
I never signed up for your drama club (Ooh)
For your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
-[Boy]
Ahhhhhh!!!
-[Crybaby]
You’re being brainwashed!
-[Mr. Cornwell]
What is this? What is she doing? Go get her. Go on!
-[Crybaby]
Can’t you see what’s happening? Open your fucking eyes! Get off of me! Get off! Wake up!
(Crybabys powers become uncontrollable and makes then men fly of her)
[Continuation of “DRAMA CLUB”]
[Chorus]
I never signed up (Ooh), mmm, mmm
I never signed up (Ooh), never signed up
Never signed up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh) for your drama
For your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your drama (Ooh)
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
(Shovel scooping sounds)
(Crybaby and Angelita bury the Principal's body)
(Birds chirping)
(Panting)
(Sigh)
-[Crybaby]
Wanna go play tennis?
-[Angelita]
Ooh, yeah
-[Celeste]
Finish first draft of ethics essay. A treatise on co-ed education. Boys are the problem
-[Crybaby]
Celeste, wait up!
-[Celeste]
Oh, hey! Umm... Did you guys find a place to dump the principal?
-[Crybaby]
Yeah, just did it. Done deal
-[Celeste]
Perfect
-[Angelita]
Did you guys know there are actually two holes down there?
-[Celeste]
You didn’t know you had a butthole?
-[Angelita]
No, I mean in your vagina. There are two separate holes!
-[Crybaby]
Are you sure?
-[Angelita]
Mmhmm
-[Crybaby]
I think I need to see a doctor
-[Celeste]
Hey guys....?
-[Angelita]
Yeah, there’s your urethra and vagina
-[Celeste]
You guys?
-[Crybaby]
Oh okay, got it. So, one hole that you can pee out of and the other one that you can—
-[Celeste]
Why does no one listen to me? Guys! The ball is floating away!
-[Crybaby]
Oh shit, the ball! I feel like we’re on the wrong way
-[Angelita]
I swear, I just saw it
(Lockers opening and closing)
[“STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE"]
[Verse 1]
Feeling unsure of my naked body
Stand back, watch it taking shape
Wondering why I don't look like Barbie
They say boys like girls with a tiny waist
Now, my mama's preaching to make sure I'm pure
But, I never really cared 'bout this shit before
Look around the room to whoever wants me
[Pre-Chorus]
Got boys acting like they ain't seen skin before
Got sent home to change 'cause my skirt is too short
[Chorus]
It's my fault, it's my fault 'cause I put icing on top
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad, no one told them not to grab
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
[Verse 2]
Gotta make sure that my legs are shiny
Hot wax melting, burn my skin
People all around me are watching closely
'Cause it's how I look and not what I think
[Pre-Chorus]
Mikey's eyes seem to be glued to her chest
So, I'm stuffing my bra so that mine look the best
[Chorus]
It's my fault, it's my fault 'cause I put icing on top
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad, no one told them not to grab
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
[Bridge]
Instead of making me feel bad for the body I got
Just teach him to keep it in his pants and tell him to stop
[Chorus]
Sayin' it's my fault, it's my fault 'cause I put icing on top
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad, no one told them not to grab
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
-[Lilith]
What’s wrong, my dear?
-[Crybaby]
I just don’t want to do this anymore. I don’t want to feel this pain and I don’t want to be here on Earth. Please just take me with you. (sigh) I just want to be up there
-[Lilith]
The greatest power you will hold is that of acceptance. Any storm you face will transform itself into a crystalline rainbow. In divine timing
-[Angelita]
Hey
-[Crybaby]
Hmm?
-[Celeste]
You there?
-[Crybaby]
Yeah
- [Angelita]
(painful sigh)
-[Crybaby]
You ok?
-[Angelita]
Ahh, I feel so sick. Like this is the worst stomach pain I’ve ever experienced
(Angelita falls and Crybaby & Celeste see the period blood on her dress)
-[Crybaby and Celeste]
Ohhhh...
(The three of them enter the bathroom.)
-[Angelita]
Ugh, why right now!?
-[Celeste]
Well... I mean it had to happen sometime
-[Crybaby]
It says there’s one tampon left. Do either of you have any change?
-[Celeste and Angelita]
No...
(Crybaby sighs. She then opens the machine with her powers)
-[Angelita]
Yes!
-[Crybaby]
It’s fucking empty. Whatever. Who knows what kind of crazy shit’s in them anyways
-[Celeste]
I mean yes, toxic shock is real, but still tampons should be free
-[Angelita]
What do I do now?
-[Crybaby and Celeste]
Toilet paper
-[Angelita]
Mmmph
-[Celeste]
You good in there?
-[Angelita]
Yeah
-[Celeste]
You sure?
-[Angelita]
Yeah, I’m almost done
-[Celeste]
Need me to get you another roll of toilet paper?
(Crybaby laughs)
-[Angelita]
That’d be great, yeah
-[Crybaby]
I think I’m going to be late for class
-[Angelita]
Empathize with me a little!
-[Crybaby]
I’m sorry
-[Angelita]
Okay. Ummm...
-[Crybaby]
Cute sweater. Where’d you get that from?
-[Angelita]
Just whipped a little something up. What? I wasn’t going to walk around looking like I sat in raspberries all day
(The door opens and one of the nurses enters. She looks at everyone, and then heads into a stall.)
-[Nurse]
Get back to class! You little bitch
-[Angelita]
You guys. I don’t know how long I can go using this toilet paper method. It’s so annoying. It keeps moving around down there
-[Crybaby]
Well, good thing you won’t have to deal with it much longer
(Crybaby reveals that she stole a tampon from the nurse that walked in.)
-[Angelita]
Thank the Goddess!
-[Nurse]
Shit. Are you serious? Fuck!
(The scene changes to the lunch room.)
-[Boy]
Uhh... You go ahead. Let me know how it is
-[Girl]
Ok, I’ll cut you
[“LUNCHBOX FRIENDS”]
[Intro]
Oh-oh no, oh-oh no
Oh-oh no, oh-oh no
[Verse 1]
They said, "Hey, girl, will you sit with me?
Table in the back, Cafeteria C
We can be friends if you want to be
But only 'til the clock hits three
After lunch, we can walk to class
Talk about the boys that we want to smash
Talk about ways to get a little more cash
After that I'll ignore your ass"
[Pre-Chorus]
The hassle, the fighting, they all want a bite of me
Photos, more photos
Then gossip 'bout hoes that they don't know
Oh, they talk shit though
[Chorus]
I don't want no lunchbox friends, no
I want someone who understands, oh, no
Come to my house, let's die together
Friendship that will last forever, no
No lunchbox friends, no, no
No lunchbox friends
Come to my house, let's die together
Friendship that will last forever, no
[Post-Chorus]
No lunchbox friends, no
No lunchbox friends
Come to my, come to my
Friendship that will last forever
[Verse 2]
They want a fat ass in their brand new jeans
Want a baby in the back with the man of their dreams
That isn't the life for me
Gotta look like a fuckin' damn Barbie
Going on TV, people have high expectations of me
Wanna be my best friend, then judge me
If I smoke a little weed, makes no fucking sense to me
[Pre-Chorus]
The hassle, the fighting, they all want a bite of me
Photos, more photos
Then gossip 'bout hoes that they don't know
Oh, they talk shit though
[Chorus]
I don't want no lunchbox friends, no
I want someone who understands, oh, no
Come to my house, let's die together
Friendship that will last forever, no
No lunchbox friends, no, no
No lunchbox friends
Come to my house, let's die together
Friendship that will last forever, no
[Post-Chorus]
No, no, no, no
Come to my house, let's die together
Friendship that will last forever
No lunchbox friends, no
No lunchbox friends
Come to my, come to my
Friendship that will last forever, no
No, no, no, no
Come to my, come to my
Friendship that will last forever
[Outro]
No lunchbox friends, no
No lunchbox friends
Come to my, come to my
Friendship that will last forever
-[Crybaby]
Hey
-[Celeste]
Thank God you’re back! I thought you were busy becoming a plastic carbon copy
-[Crybaby]
This is Magnolia. Say hi
-[Magnolia]
Nice to meet you ladies
-[Celeste]
Welcome!
-[Angelita]
Hi...
(They glance at another girl sitting with the popular girls, but she appears to have the same powers as the rest of them.)
-[Crybaby]
Holy shit!
-[Angelita]
Is she—
-[Celeste]
One of us?
-[Crybaby]
But, how do we even go up to her? She’s sitting with Kelly!
-[Magnolia]
Food fight, anyone?
-[Crybaby]
Hmmmm
-[Angelita]
Hmm
-[Celeste]
I like this girl
(All of them laugh.)
-[Angelita]
Hmm?
-[Crybaby]
What? So I just throw it?
-[Angelita]
Pretty sure that’s how food fights go down
-[Celeste]
Yeah, take it, take it, take it
-[Crybaby]
Ok, fine. Ok. Three... Two... One... I don’t know
-[Magnolia]
Just do it already!
-[Crybaby]
Okay!
(Crybaby throws a plate of food, and it hits Maya.)
-[Maya]
Oww!
-[Blue boy]
Food fight!
-[Kelly]
You’re fucking kidding me! You’re all heathens!
-[Magnolia]
I’m gonna get in on this!
-[Celeste]
Uh uh, not with this hair. I just had wash day
-[Crybaby]
Okay, so should we go up to her?
-[Kelly]
Get out of my way!
-[Angelita]
She’s leaving with Kelly. Let’s go after them
-[Celeste]
Yea, let’s just start a parade. No. Crybaby, I think you need to do this alone
-[Crybaby]
Okay. Wish me luck
-[Magnolia]
Alright, good luck bitch
-[Celeste]
So barbaric
-[Magnolia]
Are you sure I can’t?
-[Celeste]
If you don’t put that floor spaghetti down...
-[Magnolia]
Man
[“ORANGE JUICE”]
[Verse 1]
Oh, oh, stick it down your throat
I'm watching from the bathroom making sure I don't
Choke, choke from the words you spoke
When you're screaming at the mirror (Screaming at the mirror)
Now you're sitting in the cafeteria
Shoving clementines and orange bacteria
Down your throat a dozen times or near, yeah
Fooling those around of your bulimia
[Chorus]
You turn oranges to orange juice
Enter there, then spit it out of you
Your body is imperfectly perfect
Everyone wants what the other one's working
No orange juice
[Post-Chorus]
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
[Verse 2]
Oh, oh, I believe you chose to blow it on the reading carpet
That's what happens when you stuff it
Please say that you won't continue
Ordering oranges off the menu
Stuffin' up your mouth with t-t-tissue
The way you look is not an issue
[Chorus]
You turn oranges to orange juice
Enter there, then spit it out of you
Your body is imperfectly perfect
Everyone wants what the other one's working
No orange juice
[Post-Chorus]
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
[Bridge]
Ooh, I wish I could give you my set of eyes
'Cause I know your eyes ain't working, mmm
I wish I could tell you that you're fine, so fine
But you will find that disconcerting
[Chorus]
You turn oranges to orange juice
Enter there, then spit it out of you
Your body is imperfectly perfect
Everyone wants what the other one's working
No orange juice
[Post-Chorus]
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
[Outro]
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
Ee, ah, ee, ah, OJ
-[Crybaby]
Wanna know something I’ve learned about bodies? They don’t define us. We aren’t our bodies. They’re just temporary. I know it seems impossible, but try not to expect shallow people to love you. They don’t even have the capacity to understand how amazing you are. And we all have to learn to love ourselves without the approval of others
-[Fleur]
I know. It’s just extremely overwhelming when everyone around you is making you feel like you aren’t good enough. As if you’re not deserving the same kind of love if you’re different
-[Crybaby]
Everyone is deserving of love. Everyone
(They both go back to the cafeteria, where the food fight is still going down.)
-[Angelita]
Crybaby, over here
-[Kid yelling]
Banana! Eat it! Nanananana!
-[Crybaby]
This is Fleur
-[Kelly]
Lucy! What did we talk about? Don’t touch me!
-[Lucy]
I know, I’m sorry. Isn’t that Crybaby with Fleur over there?
-[Kelly]
Ugh!
-[Celeste]
It’s crazy over there!
-[Crybaby]
It’s chaotic!
(The door opens to reveal the principal's son, Leo. Everyone freezes.)
-[Kid]
It’s Leo... It’s the principal’s son
-[Leo]
Who started this?
-[Kelly]
It was that bitch, Crybaby
(Kelly points to the counter)
-[Kelly]
Behind the counter!
(Time skips to inside a classroom)
-[Crybaby]
*Screams*
-[Teacher]
Shut Up
[“DETENTION”]
[Verse 1]
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
Alright?
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness
Can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
Don't care how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
[Chorus]
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
[Post-Chorus]
De-de-detention
De-de-detention
Pretending everything’s alright is (Shh)
[Verse 2]
The teachers don’t care about me
Fuck how I feel as long as I make money
They let them do whatever they want to me
They're the customer, I'm chopped meat
I'm chopped meat
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness
Can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
Don't care how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
[Chorus]
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
[Post-Chorus]
De-de-detention
De-de-detention
Pretending everything's alright is detention
[Bridge]
I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Stop calling up my phone tryna say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom
[Chorus]
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
[Outro]
Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise
Let me crawl up into your mind
Pretending everything's alright (Is detention)
(Crybaby uses her powers to make the glass smash then smiles at the kids as they back away in fear)
-[Celeste]
Okay, guys, I think I have a pretty good plan to get us out of this shithole. Angelita, I need you to keep everyone in the gym. Keep them in one place and try to keep them quiet—
-[Crybaby VO, reading a piece of paper in her locker]
I caught a sparkle of light in your eyes that day. I bathed in it, was transported to heaven’s gates by it, but I fall at my feet. My words shall only be composed. I can’t speak. My inner voice calling my outer self weak admiring from afar secretly—
-[Celeste]
Crybaby? Earth to Crybaby. Are you in?
-[Crybaby]
Yeah. Sorry!
-[Celeste]
Your job is to manipulate Satan himself into letting you into his office so we can hijack that loudspeaker and get everyone out of here
-[Magnolia]
What’s that?
-[Crybaby]
I think it’s a love letter
-[Magnolia]
A love letter from who?
-[Crybaby]
I don’t know. It doesn’t say
-[Celeste]
Okay guys, back to the plan. We already got rid of the principal, so that just leaves Leo
-[Celeste via monitor]
We walk into his office, make a run for it and then—
-[Angelita]
Set this place on fire?
-[Celeste]
Exactly
-[Fleur]
I don’t know about that guys
-[Crybaby]
I agree. Fire’s too cliché
-[Celeste]
I mean yeah, but at this point, what other options do we have?
(Time skips to another classroom with Crybaby and Angelita)
[“TEACHER’S PET”]
[Verse 1]
Caught the teacher giving his eyes to a student
Pouty, pretty cute, and she bit her lip back to him
Chewing on her nails and her pens while she's dreaming of him
And he's fucking in sin (You know he is)
[Pre-Chorus]
She said, "It's for all the right reasons, baby
Don't care 'bout grades, just call me your lady
If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies?
Don't call me crazy
You love me, but you won't come save me
You got a wife and kids, you see them daily
Don't know why you even need me"
[Chorus]
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
Do you regret the things we shared that I'll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I?)
[Verse 2]
She's feeling like a spider in a cage
You liar, you were her desire
Now she wants to light you on fire
But fuck it, she'll still give you a call
And a lighter when you wanna get high
And mess around 'til you get numb
[Pre-Chorus]
She said, "It's for all the right reasons, baby
Don't care 'bout grades, just call me your lady
If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies?
Don't call me crazy
You love me, but you won't come save me
You got a wife and kids, you see them daily
Don't know why you even need me"
[Chorus]
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
Do you regret the things we shared that I'll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I?)
[Bridge]
Gimme back my money
Didn't learn a damn thing, honey, from you
Except how to lie and cheat while inside the sheets
Stop calling me your bunny
I won't hop and you don't own me
Do you? I bet you think you do
Well, you don't
(Crybaby walks in to the teacher about to cut Angelita)
-[Crybaby]
*Screams*
(When Crybaby screams she uses her powers to make Angelita normal)
[Continuation of “Teacher's Pet”]
[Chorus]
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I? Why am I?)
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
Do you regret the things we shared that I'll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I?)
(The scene shifts to the courtyard, where Crybaby and Angelita are smoking a joint.)
-[Angelita]
I hope we don’t get caught
-[Crybaby]
We should be fine
...Do you ever wonder who we were to each other in a past life?
-[Angelita]
Oh, for sure. We’ve probably had hundreds of lives together
-[Crybaby]
You could’ve been my mom
-[Angelita]
Yeah, or we could’ve been...
-[Together]
Conjoined twins!
-[Crybaby]
And our parents sold us to a fucking freak show!
-[Angelita]
That would explain a lot
-[Crybaby]
That would. It’s crazy how many medical benefits mary jane has
-[Angelita]
I know, and no one gives her any credit
-[Crybaby]
We don’t deserve her
-[Angelita]
Wow
-[Crybaby]
Speaking of magical plants
[“HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS”]
[Chorus]
Can we just be honest?
These are the requirements
If you think you can be my one and only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it, if you fuck me over
I will rip your fucking face apart
[Verse 1]
Step one
You must accept that I'm a little out my mind
Step two
This is a waste if you can't walk me down the finish line
Step three
Give me passion, don't make fun of my fashion
Step four
Give me more, give me more, more
[Pre-Chorus]
If you can't handle a heart like mine
Don't waste your time with me
If you're not down to bleed, no, oh
If you can't handle the choking, the biting
The loving, the smothering
'Til you can't handle it no more, no more
Go home
[Chorus]
Can we just be honest?
These are the requirements
If you think you can be my one and only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it, if you fuck me over
I will rip your fucking face apart
[Post-Chorus]
High school sweethearts, line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts, shut up
If you're not my type
High school sweethearts, line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts, shut up
If you're not my type
[Verse 2]
Step five
You can't be scared to show me off and hold my hand
Step six
If you can't put in work, I don't know what you think this fucking is
Step seven, this one goes to eleven
If you cheat, you will die, die
[Pre-Chorus]
If you can't handle a heart like mine
Don't waste your time with me
If you're not down to bleed, no, oh
If you can't handle the choking, the biting
The loving, the smothering
'Til you can't handle it no more, no more
Go home
[Chorus]
Can we just be honest?
These are the requirements
If you think you can be my one and only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it, if you fuck me over
I will rip your fucking face apart
[Post-Chorus]
High school sweethearts, line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts, shut up
If you're not my type
High school sweethearts, line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts, shut up
If you're not my type
[Bridge]
Could you hold me through the night?
Put your lips all over my
Salty face when I start cryin'
Could you be my first time?
Eat me up like apple pie
Make me not wanna die
Love me rough and let me fly
Get me up, yeah, get me high
Tie me down, don't leave my side
Don't be a waste of my time
[Chorus]
Can we just be honest?
These are the requirements
If you think you can be my one and only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it, if you fuck me over
I will rip your fucking face apart
[Post-Chorus]
High school sweethearts, line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts, shut up
If you're not my type
High school sweethearts, line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts, shut up
If you're not my type
(The scene changes, and focuses on Ben. He is sitting in the hallway, around the corner from Crybaby.)
-[Ben]
You got this. Super easy. Don’t stress. Uh, fuck. You wanna go to the dance? Do you wanna go to the dance with me?
-[Leo]
You alright? Hey
-[Crybaby]
Hi
-[Leo]
You okay?
-[Crybaby]
Mmmhmm
-[Leo]
You sure?
-[Crybaby]
Yea, what’s up?
-[Leo]
Um, I uh, was looking for you because I wanted to ask you. I would like you to go to the dance with me
-[Crybaby]
Really?
-[Leo]
Yeah
-[Crybaby]
Why?
-[Leo]
I don’t know if you got my note but...
-[Crybaby VO]
Wait, he wrote the letter? With that poetic touch, I just assumed it must have been written by a girl. Damn, well you know what they say. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
-[Crybaby]
I’d love to go with you!
-[Leo]
Good
-[Crybaby]
Cool
-[Leo]
Okay. Great
[Thunder]
[Party music* Tonight you belong to me]
[Kids talking and dancing]
-[Kelly] Brandon why are you touching her? Why are you touching her? Lucy how could you do this to me, he’s mine. You’re just gonna stand there and watch this happen? I made you. You guys are nothing without me. Ughh
-[Magnolia] Ladies, this place looks sort of beautiful don’t you think?
-[Celeste] It’ll make some beautiful ashes
-[Fleur] I’m really nervous. Should we really be doing this?
-[Angelita] It’ll be fine. Tonight’s the night
-[Celeste] Just stick to the plan. I made it. It’s meticulous. You’ll be okay
[Background music continues]
[Dripping liquid]
-[Celeste] Ladies. You know what you’ve gotta do
-[Fleur] Wait. Why is she here?
-[Blue boy] Angelita, do you wanna dance with me now?
-[Angelita] Don’t you wanna fuck off now? Ugh
-[Celeste] There is no way in hell you had enough time to get rid of Leo
-[Fleur] Yea, shouldn’t you be up there?
-[Magnolia] Where?
-[Celeste] The loudspeaker
-[Magnolia] Yea. Why aren’t you up there?
-[Crybaby] Okay, so I got asked to the dance by Leo
-[All girls] What?!
-[Crybaby] I know
-[Celeste] Girl. Seriously? You let that monster manipulate you?
-[Crybaby] Well—
-[Fleur] Even I didn’t abandon ship this time, and trust me, I wanted to
-[Magnolia] I thought we were actually going to get out of this place for good
-[Crybaby] Look, I’m sorry. I am. Seriously? Look, I don’t know, I guess I was just—
-[Angelita] Being selfish
-[Crybaby] Forget it
-[Angelita] Wait!
-[Celeste] Nope. It’s fine, just let her go. It’s fine
[Door closes]
[Water running]
-[Crybaby] You fucked up the whole plan. And all for some asshole who doesn’t even like you. Real smart
[Lilith] Eh, don’t beat yourself up
[Slow party music plays]
[Background conversations]
[Person taps on microphone]
[Audio feedback] -Ow. Ugh
-[Leo over loudspeaker] Good evening and welcome to K-12’s 150th school dance
-[Celeste] This isn’t part of the plan
[Applause]
-Woo! Woo!
-[Leo over loudspeaker] Now, before I let you all get back to dancing all night, quite literally, I would just like to say just one thing. Crybaby. I know what you’ve been up to. I’ve been watching you for a long time now. And did you all think that you could just kill my father, get away with it, have your nice little dance and leave?
-[Magnolia] Yes
[Leo laughing]
-[Leo over loudspeaker] I don’t think so Seniors. Not tonight
-[Blue boy] The doors are locked
-[Leo over loudspeaker] So dance. Dance!
[“RECESS”]
[Verse 1]
I was too young to see the truth
In my grandma's lap, I'm drowning in her perfume
Too naive to even care
'Bout the words she whispered while she brushed out my hair
[Pre-Chorus]
People gonna say
If you need a break, someone'll take your place
People gonna try
To tell you that you're fine with dollars in their eyes
(Just remember)
[Chorus]
Don't let them fuck you, honey, no, oh
Don't let them try (Ooh)
Don't let them hurt you, baby
Just say, "Recess, I'm tired"
[Verse 2]
Sittin' in my room, looking at all I've done
Everything I wanted has come to fruition
I should be happy but I can't get out my bed
Stressin' 'bout the voices screamin' inside my head
-[Angelita] What’s happening?
-[Fleur] What’s going on?
-[Magnolia] I mean I can’t stop
-[Celeste] We gotta do something guys. I mean I love dancing but this is kinda ridiculous
-[Angelita] We need to find Crybaby and stop this now
-[Celeste] My powers won’t start. I’ve lost control
-[Magnolia] Yea, I can’t use mine neither
-[Angelita] Where is she?
-[Fleur] My legs are killing me
[Continuation of “RECESS”]
[Pre-Chorus]
People gonna say
If you need a break, someone'll take your place
People gonna try
To tell you that you're fine with dollars in their eyes
(Just remember)
[Chorus]
Don't let them fuck you, honey, no, oh
Don't let them try (Ooh)
Don't let them hurt you, baby
Just say "Recess, I'm tired"
-[Leo] Hello miss. Can I help you?
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] Hi, I’m Lorelai. I’m here to apply for the assistant position
-[Leo] Um, yeah. The assistant position-
[Continuation of “RECESS”]
[Bridge]
Where has my time gone
And my mind gone?
I can't find euphoria
When I get upset
I think in my head
Back to what she said
[Pre-Chorus]
People gonna say
If you need a break, someone'll take your place
People gonna try
To tell you that you're fine with dollars in their eyes
(Just remember)
[Chorus]
Don't let them fuck you, honey, no, oh
Don't let them try (Ooh)
Don't let them hurt you, baby
Just say "Recess, I'm tired"
-[Magnolia] Where is she?
-[Fleur] I can’t do this anymore
-[Celeste] Crybaby where are you?
[Kissing]
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] You know, I’ve always had this fantasy
-[Leo] What’s that?
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] Of getting nailed in a really confined space
-[Leo] Really?
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] Mmhmm
-[Leo] Well you are in luck. I had a dream like this once
(Lorelai turns back into crybaby)
-[Crybaby] Me too
-[Leo] Woah, woah, woah!
[Door locking]
-[Leo] You bitch, let me out. [Banging on the door] Hey! Hey!
[Slow dance music]
[Record scratch]
[Crowd] Woah!
-[Magnolia] Yes! Yes!
-[Crybaby over loudspeaker] Everybody, evacuate the school immediately. Go, now!
-[Angelita] She’s safe
-[Celeste] Come on, let’s go
[Kids happy and laughing]
[Students] Move, move! Get out, get out!
-[Fleur] Hey, let’s go! Come on!
[Dramatic music]
[Kids celebrating while leaving]
-[Leo] Hey! Shit
-[Crybaby] What do I do? Oh my god. Think. Think
-[Ben] Hey! Hi
-[Crybaby] Shit! You have to go downstairs
-[Ben] It’s alright, I didn’t mean to startle you. I’m here to help
-[Crybaby] Look, I appreciate that but I really have to—
-[Ben] I’m Ben. I’m the one who wrote the love letter
[Dramatic music]
[Kids celebrating being free]
-[Crybaby] Okay. How do we destroy this place? I don’t know what to do. Do you have any ideas?
-[Ben] Uh. Do you know how to blow spit bubbles?
-[Crybaby] What? What are you talking about? Why?
-[Ben] We can trap the school. We can lift the school up in a bubble
-[Crybaby] I don’t know. Okay, let’s try it
[Dramatic string sound]
[Door unlocking]
[Kids out of breath running]
-[Magnolia] Where’s Crybaby?
-[Fleur] I don’t know
-[Celeste] Have you guys seen Crybaby?
-[Angelita] No
-[Celeste] That’s— Look
-[Crybaby] Are you ready?
-[Ben] Yea. I mean no. I haven’t really done this before so I can’t—
-[Crybaby] Ben. It’s our only option
-[Ben] Sorry
-[Crybaby] We have to try this, okay?
-[Ben] Okay. You’re right. You’re right
[Dramatic music]
[Blowing bubbles]
-[Fleur] Woah
-[Celeste] Well, damn
-[Angelita] Pinch me if I’m dreaming. Ow
-[Crybaby] Holy shit, we don’t have much time until we’re too high up. We need to jump. Right now. On the count of three
-[Ben] If we jump, we’ll die
-[Crybaby] Fear of death is irrational right now Ben. Either we die in a few minutes, or we attempt to live right now. Okay?
[Dramatic string music]
-[Crybaby] Now
-[Crybaby and Ben] Ahhhhh!
-[Ben] Oh, ahh. What the fuck just happened? That’s it
-[Angelita] Il y a du sang partout
-[Celeste] What does that mean?
-[Angelita] There’s blood everywhere. I don’t really know French. It’s just something I picked up as a kid. Had a French nanny. What?
-[Crybaby] Oh my God, it’s Lilith! [Laughing]
-[Angelita] Guys come on! Are you coming?
[“FIRE DRILL”]
[Intro]
Oh, oh, mmm, mm-mmm
Oh, oh, mmm, oh
[Verse 1]
I've never fit into any category, always deemed an outcast
Since I was in Sunday School and all the cool kids said I was weird
It's exactly the same, they say, "Why do you dress that way?
Why do you act that way? Why aren't you just like me?"
So is that what you really wanna say to me?
You're playin' games with me
Tellin' me if I'm unkind, still you abandon me
Calling me words I'm not, paintin' a picture that's false
You must not know my heart, but I know it isn't your fault
You live in a world in your clutch, you don't get out very much
Livin' in a fake world, full of facades and chaotic behavior
You pull the lever for fun, yell, "Fire," then you just run
[Chorus]
Fire drill, what would happen if a nuke just hit?
Would you say bye to your family? Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the best for you
And you think I ignore you too, but
Really, I'm tryna live my own life
And be present more, and so should you, it's alright to
[Verse 2]
Cryin' inside
'Cause nothin' I say ever comes out right
We're on the same side
If I'm honest with you, you just run and hide
I'm bad at public speaking
But I'm speaking now so hear me out (Shut up)
I personally believe that everyone is fully capable
Of more than what they're doing
All of the bullyin', all of the screwin' around
With people they don't even really know, oh (Blah, blah, blah)
Eatin' a hate soufflé, and an angry bitter sorbet
All 'cause you were bored one day
Losin' your wits and your grace
[Chorus]
Fire drill, what would happen if a nuke just hit?
Would you say bye to your family? Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the best for you
And you think I ignore you too, but
Really, I'm tryna live my own life
And be present more, and so should you, it's alright to
[Bridge]
I am not the government, I am not the fucked-up men
I am not a part of anything that is hateful
Love is seepin' out my pores, I don't hold anger anymore
Even for people who hurt and betrayed me (Okay)
I am not the government, I am not the fucked-up men (Gross)
I am not a part of anything that is hateful
Love is seepin' out my pores, I don't hold anger anymore
Even for people who hurt and betrayed me
[Chorus]
Fire drill, what would happen if a nuke just hit?
Would you say bye to your family? Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the best for you
And you think I ignore you too, but
Really, I'm tryna live my own life
And be present more, and so should you, it's alright to
[Outro]
I'm getting out of here
Massive thanks to 'macbethgonzalez' & 'xxri' for doing the whole script I just coppied & pasted it
