[VERSE 1]

The woodpecker bird, likes pecking wood
The Bluebird’s a bird, that sings pretty good
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin-juice all day

A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
A cockatoo’s a bird with a sick Mohawk
The chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
And Ibis’s, are bin-juice drinking dregs!

A goose is a bird that’s chilled like a duck
An ibis is a bird, THAT'S A PICNIC-WRECKING F**K!
Doves are birds that represent purity
Ibis’s wreck picnics and disrupt the community

Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
AND IBIS’S LOVE NOTHING CAUSE THEY’RE DEAD INSIDE!
Swan is a bird that’s graceful and that
And Ibis’s aren’t birds, they’re feathered bin-rats

[Chorus 1]
The ibis, (ibis) bin-juice drinking gronk
Yeah, the ibis, (ibis) they’re beaks are gross and long
It's the ibis, (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk
Yeah, the ibis, (ibis) they’re the worst bird

[VERSE 2]
The condor is an awesome bird of prey
A hawk’s a bird that’s a cool bird ay
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
But ibis's are bin-juice drinking cu**s

The albatross bird lives to 60, maybe older
A parrot is a bird living on a pirate’s shoulder
Parrots say cool s**t like: "polly wanna cracker"
But Ibis’s just f**ken come up and harass ya

A lorikeet is a bird, with a colourful jacket
Ibis’s can F**K OFF back to their home planet!
A seagull’s a bird that scabs hot chips
And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this

[Chorus 2]
It's the ibis, (ibis) picnic wrecking irrits
Yeah, It’s the ibis, (ibis) I hope they don’t come near us
Yeah, the ibis, (ibis) they're Bin juice drinking jerks
It’s the ibis, (ibis) they’re the f**ken sh**test birds

[VERSE 3]
The ibis is a picnic wrecking, burden on humanity
A dumpster diving, bin-chicken, disrupting the community
Annoying the general public, at every opportunity
Disgrace to feathered creatures, bringing shame on the bird family!

If there are any Ibis’s watching this, firstly - there’s no bin-juice here, so you can f**k off
Secondly, get a job and fu**en do something with your life. Sort it out, you’re on the road to nowhere…
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some s**t, I dunno. I’m not your Dad, I can’t tell you how to live your life, Just...
Stop wrecking everyone’s picnics. F**k!

[Chorus 3]
It's the ibis, (ibis) bin-juice drinking cu**s!
It’s the ibis, (ibis) that’s ruining your lunch!
Yeah the ibis, (ibis) picnic-wrecking jerk!
It’s the ibis, (ibis) what a c**t of a bird
….. If I was an Ibis I’d go kill myself…