Billy Idle: Last night as I was lyin'
Just loungin' in my bed
Heard such a loony howling'
Stood my hair up on my head
Lunged over to the window
Flipped the floodlight right on
Hey, there's a letter L
On the loose
Leaping across my lawn!

I heard the letter L
Let out a "luh-luh-luh."
The little rebel L
He cried, "luh-luh-luh."
Luh-luh-luh! "
I heard the letter L
Let out a "luh-luh-luh."
The little rebel L
He went, "Luh-luh-luh
Luh-Luh-Luh! "

Rebel L!

He said, "You gotta listen
See, I'm a lean, mean lad
Don't like to stand for 'lacy
Little lamb' or 'lilly pad! '
Just wanna live for loudness
And don't say I'm too young
I was born to go luh-luh-luh
At the top of my luh-luh-lungs! "
I heard the letter L
Let out a "luh-luh-luh."
The little rebel L
He cried, "luh-luh-luh."
Luh-luh-luh! "
I heard the letter L
Let out a "luh-luh-luh."
The little rebel L
He went, "Luh-luh-luh
Luh-Luh-Luh! "

Rebel L!

Leaned out a little lower
"Leapin' lizards!" I yelled
"You gotta learn a lesson
Hey, it's late, get lost, rebel L
You're wakin' up the neighbors
Please leave us in peace
Looks like you're outta luck
Letter L
Here come the pol-luh-luh-lice! "

Policewoman: Hey, little letter L
You're too loud, loud, loud
We know you're lost and lonely
Without a crowd, crowd
Crowd, crowd
But listen, letter L
We got laws, laws, laws!
Rebel L: I'm just a rebel L
Without a cause, cause, cause!
A rebel L!

I'm just a rebel L!
You know I'm just a rebel L!
You know I'm just a rebel L!
I'm just a rebel L!