[Verse 1: Cookie Monster]
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
One delicious cookie!

[Verse 2: Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two baby frogs
What kind of jive present is that, man?
And one delicious cookie!

[Verse 3: Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!
Ha ha

[Verse 4: Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!

[Verse 5: Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five argyle socks
Ha ha ha ha!
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!
[Verse 6: Ernie, Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six rubber duckies
Five argyle socks
Ha ha ha ha!
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!

[Verse 7: Oscar the Grouch, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the seventh day of Christmas someone sent to me
Seven rusty trashcans
Six rubber duckies
Five argyle socks
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!

[Verse 8: Count von Count, Oscar the Grouch, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight counts a' counting
Ha ha, I love them all!
Seven rusty trashcans
Six rubber duckies
Five argyle socks
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!
[Verse 9: Big Bird, Count von Count, Oscar the Grouch, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine pounds of birdseed
Eight counts a' counting
Seven rusty trashcans
Six rubber duckies
Five argyle socks
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!

[Verse 10: Smart Tina, Big Bird, Count von Count, Oscar the Grouch, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten wind-up rabbits
Nine pounds of birdseed
Eight counts a' counting
Seven rusty trashcans
Six rubber duckies
Five argyle socks
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!

[Verse 11: Herry Monster, Smart Tina, Big Bird, Count von Count, Oscar the Grouch, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven broken buildings
Ten wind-up rabbits
Nine pounds of birdseed
Eight counts a' counting
Seven rusty trashcans
Six rubber duckies
Five argyle socks
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
And one delicious cookie!
[Verse 12: Mr. Snuffleupagus, Herry Monster, Smart Tina, Big Bird, Count von Count, Oscar the Grouch, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Prairie Dawn, Hard Head Henry Harris & Cookie Monster]
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve, uh...
Twelve, um...
Ah, I can't remember...
Oh, dear!
Eleven broken buildings
Ten wind-up rabbits
Nine pounds of birdseed
Eight counts a' counting
Seven rusty trashcans
Six rubber duckies
Five argyle socks
Four wooly bears
Three footballs
Two baby frogs
*Cookie Monster eats that cookie*

[Outro: All]
And one delicious cookie!
*Cookie Monster keeps eating the cookie*