[Grundgetta]
Oh, your bowtie's on your forehead
And your shoes are on your chest
You got an old sock on your left hand
And on your head, a buzzard's nest
Yeah, you look really yucky!
[Oscar the Grouch]
And you look yucky too!
[Grudgetta]
Aw, thank you!
[Both]
I'm glad I'm going to the Everything In The Wrong Place Ball with you

[Oscar the Grouch]
Oh, your socks are on your shoulders
You know I like them there
One shoe's on your left hand
And the other one's in your hair
Yeah, you look really yucky!
[Grudgetta]
And you look yucky too!
[Oscar the Grouch]
Heh heh heh
[Both]
I'm glad I'm going to the Everything In The Wrong Place Ball with you
I'm glad I'm going to the Everything In The Wrong Place Ball with you!