[Part 1]
[Bert]
I love a march!
I love a march!
It makes me want to lead a band!

I love a march!
I love a march!
It makes me want to toss my hat and wave my hand!

I love to step (One, two)
I love to step (One, two)
It makes me feel so wild and free

So if you'd like to join me in this song
Then come along and march with me!

[Instrumental]

[Bert]
I love a march!
I love a march!
[The music suddenly turns jazzy.]
It makes me want to--
What is going on?!
[Part 2]
[Ernie]
I love to drum!
I love to drum!
Rum-a-tum-a-tum-tum-tum, tum-tum
I love to drum!

My fingers snap!
My toesies tap!
Da-da-da-da-da-da, dap dap
My fingers snap!

I hold the stick!
I play the lick!
Ticky-ticky-ta, tick-tick-ta-tick
I love the click

If you like jazz
Razzamatazzy
Rum-a-tum-a-tum-tum-tum with me!

[Parts 1 and 2 together]

[Bert]
I love a march!
[Ernie]
I love to drum!

[Bert]
I love a march!

[Ernie]
I love to drum!

[Bert (and Ernie)]
It makes me want to lead a band!
(Rum-a-tum-a-tum-tum-tum, tum-tum
I love to drum!)

[Bert]
I love a march!

[Ernie]
My fingers snap!

[Bert]
I love a march!

[Ernie]
My toesies tap!
[Bert (and Ernie)]
It makes me want to toss my hat and wave my hand!
(Da-da-da-da-da-da, dap dap
My fingers snap!)

I love to step, one two (I hold the stick)
I love to step, one two (I play the lick)
It makes me feel so wild and free
(Ticky-ticky-ta, tick-tick-ta-tick
I love the click)

So if you'd like to join me (If you like jazz)
In this song (Razzamatazzy)
Then come along and march with me!
(Rum-a-tum-a-tum-tum-tum with me!)

So if you'd like to join me (If you like jazz)
In this song (Razzamatazzy)
Then come along and march
(Rum-a-tum-a-tum-tum-tum along...)

[Both]
With me!!

[Bert]
I love a march!

[Ernie]
I love to drum!