Telly: (gasp) LITTLE CHRISSY AND THE ALPHABEATS, IN THE LIBRARY! Little Chrissy, Little Chrissy, You're Little Chrissy. What are you doing here in the library?
Little Chrissy: Well we stop by to check out some books
Telly: Some books?
Little Chrissy: Isn't that what most people do in a library?
Telly: Well, yeah but, but you're big rock and roll stars and everything. I mean you're always doing concerts and television shows and exciting stuff like that
Little Chrissy: What, you think all we ever do is rock and roll? Let's set this dude straight

(sung)
When we finish rock and rollin' on Saturday night
We need a change of pace and so we say "Alright!"
We know just what
It is we need
(These rock and rollers want something to read)

Well it sure is lots of fun to be a rock and roll star
But being a rock and roll reader is better by far
That's why we're here
We're all agreed
(These rock and rollers need something to read)

We're rock and roll readers
(Rock and rollers want something to read)
Rock and roll readers
(Reading's something rock and rollers need)
When we're not on the stage
We're likely to be
Making an appearance at the library
(Making an appearance at the library)
Well we've been rock and rolling from the east to the west
But when we're finished rock and rolling there's one thing we like best
We put down our guitars
We take our fingers off the keys
(And pick up a book and read)

We're rock and roll readers
(Rock and rollers want something to read)
Rock and roll readers
(Reading's something rock and rollers need)
When we're not on the stage
We're likely to be
Making an appearance at the library
(Making an appearance at the library)
Making an appearance at the library

Telly: THAT'S GREAT! THAT WAS GREAT! YOU GUYS ARE ROCK AND ROLLIN' HERE IN THE LIBRAR...
Band: Shhhhh