If you're dirty, have a go
Lick yourself from head to toe
Clean above and clean below
That's being a cat

Meow!

Jump up someplace six feet high
Like a monkey on the fly
Be a leaper, don't be shy
That's being a cat

Who can climb your fancy curtains now in nothing flat?
Or walk the straight and narrow like a circus acrobat?
A cat, that's who! Woohoo!

One baby makes its mommy proud
Makes her want to shout out loud!
But eight new babies make a crowd
That's being a cat

They can act big, they can act small
Chasing old tennis balls down the hall
Bat with the left paw, bat with the right
See in the dark in the middle of the night
Walk like a dancer on pussycat toes
Smell for a mile with a pussycat nose
(And we purr when we get a pat!)
(Easy, guys!)
That's being a...
That's being a...
That's being a cat!