[Verse 1]
Every time I turn on my phone everybody's got something to say (Na-na-na)
It's pretty easy speaking your mind when you never have to show us your face (Mm, face)

[Pre-Chorus]
He said, she says, who cares?
I can't hear ya, birds chirping (Na-na-na)
You talk a lot when you're all alone but you never speak up in person

[Chorus]
Why you wanna be anonymous?
You always trying to be anonymous (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
And once I find out who you are, oh, we're gonna have some problems, kid
Oh, yeah
Yeah, we're gonna have some problems, kid (Yeah, yeah)
Why you wanna be anonymous?
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
It ain't hard to be mean when you hide behind a screen and you're faking your name (Faking your name)
Pick on your someone on your own size
But what if your phone dies? You're gonna run anyway (Na-na-na)
"Haha, haha" Laugh it up
"Haha, haha" Laugh it up
Better laugh it up
'Cause your mouth is like a truck with no mirrors, babe
You could never back it up (Na-na-na)
[Pre-Chorus]
He said, she says, who cares?
I can't hear ya, birds chirping (I can hear them chirping)
You talk a lot when you're all alone but you never speak up in person

[Chorus]
Why you wanna be anonymous? (No, no, oh no)
You always trying to be anonymous (Always tryna be)
And once I find out who you are, oh, we're gonna have some problems, kid (Yeah)
Oh, yeah
Yeah, we're gonna have some problems, kid (Yeah, yeah)
Why you wanna be anonymous?
Yeah, yeah
Why you wanna be anonymous? (No, oh)
And once I find out who you are, oh, we're gonna have some problems kid
Why you wanna be anonymous? (Why you wanna be, why you wanna be anonymous)

[Bridge]
No
(Wack) Why anonymous?
(Barf, it's so bad)
Okay, bring the drums back

[Refrain]
Why, why, why, why you wanna be anonymous, anonymous? (Why you wanna be anonymous?)
You always trying to be-tr-tr-tr-trying to be anonymous, anonymous
No
[Chorus]
Why you wanna be anonymous? (No, oh, yeah)
You always trying to be anonymous (Anonymous, always trying to be–)
And once I find out who you are, oh, we're gonna have some problems kid (No, oh, woah, yeah)
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna have some problems, kid
Why you wanna be anonymous? (Why you wanna be? Why you wanna be anonymous? ; Yeah)
Why you wanna be anonymous (Why, why, why, why you wanna be anonymous, anonymous)
You always trying to be anonymous (You always trying to be-tr-tr-tr-trying to be anonymous, anonymous)
And once I find out who you are, oh, we're gonna have some problems, kid (G-g-gonna have some problems, kid)
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna have some problems, kid
Why you wanna be anonymous? (Yeah)