Avantdale Bowling Club
Trees
The old girl's six months preggy, didn't know what to do, I wasn't ready
Going going back to AD I'm going back on the benney
Back to the land of plenty, wages low and the rent's expenny
How many bucks I had in the bank, not many If any
Don't wanna be Hova but I got youth to put the roof over
I gives a shit about getting richer just don't want to get any broker
Fuck a mamosa bro, just wanna get me a vege samosa
Double up and get a masala dosa can't pay the rent with exposure
Look
Cause I'm too YGB yesterday's garlic bread
Fuck these 16 bars I just got 16 plants instead
I was staying at my aunties place at the time she charged us half the rent
So I got my bread up and then I set up my shit in the garden shed
I told her it's a drum room, she come through one day she didn't have one clue
But I knew that my mum knew cause she did the same thing when she was tapu
Didn't want to, but she had to. Even took the wrap for my dad too
All my life she was that dude Mum I'm lucky to have you
Now I know that you're gonna be pissed cause I did all this at your sister's place
Scared that I'll end up like my old man visitors day on Christmas day, nah
Fuck that's the worst outcome trust it'll all work out mum
Plus how you think that I made the money that I paid to make the first album
Same as the second one, had to go get up and get me some
ACAB that's everyone, the only law I know is the Tekken one
I don't give a shit what you reckon bruv, you don't know shit till you step in some
Five years in and I said I'm done, after one then we had our second son
Wasn't in our plan but it was, gotta play the hand that he got
How am I a man if I'm not, providing for the fam then I'm a flop
So I hit the bank like a boss, took out all I had put the lot
On a couple lamps and some pots, plus a couple fans then I'm off
Now I'm in the lab and it's on, Edward scissor hands with the chop
If I can get a gram per watt, then I can get the pram and the cot
Get a little land in the wops, put a little sand in the box
Thinking I'm the man till the cops, got my pops so half the crop
Now I'm going back to the basement, and he's going back to the station
And I know he won't say shit, I just hope we don't go back on the grey shit
When the police man retire he get a gold watch and a thank you
My old man worked his whole dam life for a rolex on the ankle
Holy mother