[Verse 1]
Hey
The blame gamer
Huh, the ill-shamer
The brave-killer
The grave-filler
The buck-passer
The eye-glasser
The sight-saver
The night raver
Oh these are the names of the plague

[Verse 2]
The faith-shaker
The rule-breaker
The duff ruler
The bluff fooler
The world-beater
Thе word-eater
The first aidеr
Uh, is the worst-paider
Oh these are the names of the plague (ah)

[Verse 3]
Oh, the spit-sailor
And the inhaler
The high fever
The deep griever
The dry cougher
The hat-doffer
The cold creeper
And the old-reaper
Oh these are the names of the plague (woo)
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
The youth-wrecker
The truth checker
The head-cracker
The lost tracker
The host-racer
The slow tracer
The job-loser
The lost boozer
Oh these are our names of the plague, hey

[Verse 5]
The cramped-homer
The spread coma
The room slayer
The doomsayer
The sick-tricker
The nit-picker
The mad chatter
The foil-hatter
Oh these are the names of the plague

[Verse 6]
The mask-hater
The nurse-baiter
The flock fleecer
And the palm greaser
The deal-lander, back-hander, wrong richer, song hitcher
The wrong-righter, song of a blame-gamer, earth saver
Oh these are the names of the plague