I can't pay today, I never will
I'm on the downside of the double bill
Here's where I am (no surprise)
A Monogram guy with Bela Lugosi eyes

So why did you say love is an act of the will?
To see something in me is to fall in love with a B film

Detective on call, Columbia crime;
With you in the hall, and me on the line
When you come in you're my only income
On Poverty Row, my silver screen someone

So why did you say love is an act of the will?
To see something in me is to fall in love with a B film

Camera's on, I read my lines
Up from the dead, I give you Plan 9
If you can say cut and live with the take
It's not much of a set; it's all I've got time to make

So why did you say love is an act of the will?
To see something in me is to fall in love with a B film