[Intro]
It's CeCe Brown on the beat, fool

[Chorus: Maon of the Biarre Variety]
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands

[Verse 1: Maon of the Biarre Variety & Yung Add]
Did you know I like to fly (Fly)
Like to fly all through the sky (Sky)
Like to go into the land (Land)
I have creepy in my hand (Hand)
I like to do a ‘lil dance (Yuh)
I like to jump in the sand (Ay)
I like to go in demand
I have creepy on-demand (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
I have Netflix on-demand
I just paid for Netflix ([?])
I have creepy cool tricks
I can show you magic tricks
I can show you yo-yo tricks
Shout out Addison’s yo-yo (Yo-yo)
I have a yo-yo in my hand, and it's really cool (Aye, yuh, yuh, yuh)
[Chorus: Maon of the Biarre Variety]
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands

[Verse 2: Yung Add & Maon of the Biarre Variety]
Yeah, and I'm in the jungle (Jungle)
I just see a bunch of things, gonna get a bundle (Bundle, [?])
Go into Best Buy, get a computer, might die (Might die)
Don’t know, it's kinda scary, in there (There)
Gonna call Geek Squad, don't know how to plug my HDMI (Geek Squad, yah)
Into my TV, what is this, 2020? (Yah)
Man, gonna go back to 1980 (Grandma)
Don't even think they had TVs
Now I'm gonna go and pee

[Chorus: Maon of the Biarre Variety & Extraterrestrial Birthday Party]
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand (Hey, woah)
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands (Hey, yah)
[Verse 3: Extraterrestrial Birthday Party]
Hey, have you ever been to the world
You cannot see the face
Yeah, I just broke a vase
In your mom's house, in your dad's house
In your mom's house
I’m wearing a blouse, but I’m not a gal
I am not a girl
I am a boy, I am a alien boy
You are a stupid girl, you cannot hear
I take all of your toys

[Chorus: Maon of the Biarre Variety & Extraterrestrial Birthday Party]
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan (I take your toys)
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand (Hoo-ooh-ooh)
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands

[Verse 4: Tom Richey]
Tom Richey, ‘bout to land
Like an A-bomb on Japan
So much awesome history
So much is a mystery
I see England, I see France
I just did a funny dance
Jumping up, jumping down
Joan of Arc made England frown
Do just as the church requires
Heretics are set on fire
The pope likes their voices higher
Castrate boys to sing in choir
Robespierre cut off my head
‘Cause I ate some yummy bread
Women in the revolution
Wollstonecraft gets attribution
[Chorus: Maon of the Biarre Variety]
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands
I am flying through the land, I saw England and Japan
I am in Scary the Band, I am playing in the sand
I have finger on my hand, I just saw a creepy man
I like Olive Garden brand, I have hair I have some strands