[Intro]
Yeah, that's why I said "Hard to explain"
And that—
And that was why when my mom came in here I was like, freaking out
Oh yeah, but um—

[Verse 1: huge poop farting]
IPhone, 3G, iPod, iPad 3
MacBook for me
Beats by Dr. Dre, I wanna buy some today
Rest up Steve Jobs
MacBook
MacBook Pro
MacBook here
MacBook there
I just bought 3 MacBook airs, now my parents are in debt

[Chorus: huge poop farting]
Shut up Android, bury the Samsung
She won't like you unless you're iPhone
Saw you were Android, she called you a broke boy
She tried to FaceTime, but you were on Android
Shut up Android, bury the Samsung
Shе won't like you unless you're iPhonе
Saw you were ****, she dont even care for you anymore
[Post-Chorus: huge poop farting]
I'm feelin' dangerous, I might buy iPhone today
-My Samsung, can’t go back to yesterday
She don’t even like me anymore yeah, unless I got paid

[Verse 2: huge poop farting]
I’m feeling dangerous i might buy iPhone today
Got rid of my samsung, can’t go back to yesterday
She don’t even like me anymore, yeah, unless I got paid
When i got rid of iPhone, yeah, she was to blame
I’m feeling dangerous i might buy iPhone today
Got rid of my samsung, can’t go back to yesterday
She don’t even like me anymore, yeah, unless I got pai-

[Outro: Dave Williams]
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