8 o’clock…9 o’clock…
10 o’clock… 11 o’clock…

You put the trigger onto the stack
You keep priority, you don’t go to attacks
Your draw step goes on for days
I watched an episode of Friends in your pre-combat main phase

Teferi’s bothering me, something’s not right
I ain’t played a card since what seems like last night
I should be scooping, probably dead
But you might not have it, so how about instead?

Wake me up before you combo
I just need to know that it’s not a nonbo
Wake me up before you combo
I hope I’m still alive when I die

Wake me up before you combo
Because you just found a cure for insomnia
Wakе me up before you combo
Wakе me up when I die
Wait, I forgot to scry

I want to jump off that balcony
Yeah those tendrils ain’t the only ones in agony
Manamorphose, I get the gist
You got more Gifts Ungiven than the naughty list
Your turn’s so long, wish it went way faster
You Sneak and Show like a subway flasher
Your storm count’s ticking up so high
An Hour of Eternity? That sounds about right…

Wake me up before you combo
I just need to make sure it’s not a nonbo
Wake me up before you combo
I hope I’m still alive when I die

Wake me up before you combo
Because you just found a cure for insomnia
Wake me up before you combo
Wake me up when I die