[Intro: Yun Head]
Gang
Yun Head, Obama loves—
Ayy, uh

[Verse 1: Yun Head]
What is up, brother, how is your day? I'm doing good
I cannot go because I wanna go to sleep
I play Plants vs Zombies on my iPad
Do the cringe baby dance, poop on my pants (Ayy)
Call me Gumball because I'm very funny
And I do a funny line and I'm gonna find a do—
When I'm in the building I'ma jump like a bunny
My final message is to find your money (Yay!)
My overall goal is to buy a big hat
When I'm gonna head to Target and I'm gonna find a big hat (Ayy)
Call me Darwin because I am a fish and
In a matter of animals fish go return it in the water
Pull up on your father, I'ma say hi to your mother— that's a bother!
Let me finish this bar, I'ma go hard
If I were an animal, I would be a frog
My privilege so big like I am Richard
Come on, take a picture, I am very pushy
And I think I need a picture
Please call me mister, I'm so blissed like a blister
If she is mean, I'ma kick her, huh!
I'ma kick rocks, I'ma go walk outside and bring socks
I don't feel sympathy, I know it sucks but I don't feel remorse
I'ma keep up with my day (Okay!)
I am not it, I am trained to push on
I am looking right 'cause you left, what's up?
I am looking up, you let me down, come on
This is not a story, this is lyrical, don't stop
I am a person, Gumball Watterson
When I go to sleep I go close up the curtains
Open the book and then I'ma start learning! (Yeah)
[Verse 2: Minecraft King27, All]
If I was a frog, I would jump around
Everybody's awesome, bitch, I'm walking on the ground
I don't tie my shoes, 'cause I got Skechers
Boy, you a clown, lookin' like you Heath Ledger
In the bathroom 'cause I'm sick, diamond on my pick
Walk around with a Tamagotchi strapped onto my hip
Yeah, I keep a strap, pull it out while I piss
Keep a bottle rocket on me just in case they tryna trip
(Oh, wow, keep going, dude, yeah, yeah)
Just in case you tryna trip, and I really hate babies
And I hate it when they grow up and they gotta to college
Wanna hit 'em with a stick, get the fuck up off of my dick
Hit a baby with a brick, then I might go to jail
And jail is stupid and it's cringe
I like spaghetti, 'cause it has nipples
Yun Head is cool and he is a brown person (He is brown!)

[Verse 3: MC Prophet]
Callin' me Darwin 'cause I got that drip
Pull up with the sweater, Gumball on my 'fit
Nicole Watterson, I might give her a kiss
Richard Watterson, he's so stupid it's sick, hey, hey
Granny JoJo, is that a reference? Oh, the hell no!
On that Cartoon Network Regular Show
Amazing World of Gumball, where did it go?
Call me Yun Head 'cause I got so much swag
I got diamond armor that be blue like the cat
The banana watching something I might be whacking
Some people are just funny 'cause they are fat
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
Love or hate me though, I'm spitting the facts
On my head though is an Angry Bird hat
Penny, please, girl, I just want you back!
[Verse 4: MOL$]
Stupid on the beat like Richard (Brrrrrrrah!)
Big fat rat like Clifford
It's fishy like Darwin, your bitch, she my darling
But I cannot fold even if she a bad ho
Nut on the beat like my bed though (Yeah!)
Wattersons keeping me fed though (Yeah!)
Writing you down in the Death Note (Woah!)
Gumball, he looking real fresh doe
If I were an animal, I'd probably be a blue cat
If I weren't a blue cat, I'd probably be a pink rabbit
If I weren't a pink rabbit, I'd probably be a goldfish
Get it? 'Cause it's funny and you're laughing and I'm
Blasting off in space and time
And flew outside the atmosphere
I made another funny 'bout the Doge and then my rap career
I swear, I'ma go in, I'ma just rap
Listen to the bars and my line gets cu—

[Verse 5: Wonder]
(Ayy)
Who the **** is Joe, bitch?
That's a funny joke, isn't it?
I've been sayin', we need to go kill all the law enforcement
Where the ***** my daughter, son? **** on Mrs. Watterson
If I keep on dripping, bitch, it's 'cause I got the water, son
I will eliminate the middle class
Penny in here and she shaking that ass
Can I please, please, get on your premium Snapchat?
Bitch, I got the Omnitrix so I bet you will clap back
I'ma **** some old white men for the iPhone 11
Then I hit the default dance just like my name's Tyler Blevins
[Outro: Wonder]
Anybody who thinks Theodore is getting the best head over Simon is a ******* dumbass
Simon is over there getting his **** and *** licked
While Theodore is ******* slumped on the couch
You ******* don't know ****, don't speak on my man Simon like that
And don't **** with me