Nightcrawler vs Nightwing
[Verse 1: Nightcrawler]
It's the ruler of the night, shadow of the Marvel universe
So try to keep up while I'm teleporting through this verse
A mutant, so I'm working with superhuman agility
While swinging on a rope is the greatest of your abilities
Wait, you used to be a bird, right? Ah, how very masculine
Ashamed of your identity, though, judging from the mask you're in
A wannabe Spiderman, but you're simply Dick
A little lost puppy, I'll call you the "Nightbitch"
[Verse 2: Nightwing]
Alright, first thing's first, Kurt, man to "X-Man"
You're mouthing off to Grayson, I'll give you the backhand
You're calling me a puppy but you're the one with paws
Are you related to the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?
I don't just swing on ropes, nah, I'm highly acrobatic
Your teleporting style is nothing more than sporadic
Someone get this cat a sandwich, he's looking paper thin
They put a DC heavy hitter VS a Marvel SlimJim
[Verse 3: Nightcrawler]
Hail Mary, full of grace, but I must smite this heathen
I tried to turn the other cheek but he's given me a reason
I see the bleakness and murder's my weakness
Prepare yourself, Robin, it's bird hunting season
But I guess it's far too late for preparations
Since someone already killed off the other Flying Graysons
Last thing you'll see is yellow, look deep into my isis
I represent your true Infinite Crisis
[Verse 4: Nightwing]
Look, Robin died long ago, along with my patience
I'll freestyle your death, I don't need no preparations
You'll always be a circus clown, a blue jack in the box
And you're a true "X-Man", they cut off your blue rocks
All jokes aside, though, I bet it's got you feeling flat
Don't worry, I'll satisfy Marvel Girl and Shadowcat
Calling me a bird, but you're the one who's singing swan songs
Crawl back into the sewer you undoubtedly came from
It's the ruler of the night, shadow of the Marvel universe
So try to keep up while I'm teleporting through this verse
A mutant, so I'm working with superhuman agility
While swinging on a rope is the greatest of your abilities
Wait, you used to be a bird, right? Ah, how very masculine
Ashamed of your identity, though, judging from the mask you're in
A wannabe Spiderman, but you're simply Dick
A little lost puppy, I'll call you the "Nightbitch"
[Verse 2: Nightwing]
Alright, first thing's first, Kurt, man to "X-Man"
You're mouthing off to Grayson, I'll give you the backhand
You're calling me a puppy but you're the one with paws
Are you related to the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?
I don't just swing on ropes, nah, I'm highly acrobatic
Your teleporting style is nothing more than sporadic
Someone get this cat a sandwich, he's looking paper thin
They put a DC heavy hitter VS a Marvel SlimJim
[Verse 3: Nightcrawler]
Hail Mary, full of grace, but I must smite this heathen
I tried to turn the other cheek but he's given me a reason
I see the bleakness and murder's my weakness
Prepare yourself, Robin, it's bird hunting season
But I guess it's far too late for preparations
Since someone already killed off the other Flying Graysons
Last thing you'll see is yellow, look deep into my isis
I represent your true Infinite Crisis
[Verse 4: Nightwing]
Look, Robin died long ago, along with my patience
I'll freestyle your death, I don't need no preparations
You'll always be a circus clown, a blue jack in the box
And you're a true "X-Man", they cut off your blue rocks
All jokes aside, though, I bet it's got you feeling flat
Don't worry, I'll satisfy Marvel Girl and Shadowcat
Calling me a bird, but you're the one who's singing swan songs
Crawl back into the sewer you undoubtedly came from