[Verse 1: Son Goku]
Kamehame, hold my beer! Time to beat a kitten down
Taking out my foes before these Pocket Monsters came around
They call me the mighty one, the comeback kid, I must admit
Came to Pallet Town and I could not get Misty off my dick
It's Goku Son, I've got the gold, are you a Poké Red or Blue?!
Either way, come here so I can beat the Psychic out of you
Techniques are advanced, don't need to go Super Saiyan One
That's OK, I'll break this Poké Pinata wide open just for fun

[Verse 2: Mewtwo]
Poké Pinata-Did you come up with that by yourself?
When they put this fool together someone left his I.Q. on the shelf
Mewtwo, dopest Pokémon that you've ever seen
Don't make me slap a bitch, someone get this man a Senzu Bean
Bring all of your clowns & perhaps it would've been fair
Psychic let me see inside your mind- wait, nothing's in there
Face the wrath of a superior specimen through genetic splice
If ignorance is bliss then Goku Son is in Paradise

[Verse 3: Son Goku]
Hyberbolic Mobbin', training day and night, I never rest
When Goku Son is finished they'll delete you from the Pokédex
Where's my next opponent? Fighting harder, never settle
This creature looks like Frieza, but I cannot sense a power level
Superior to a Saiyan? does this mutant want to make a bet?!
Give me all you've got and I'll crush a purple pocket pet
Defender of the universe, I always show when danger calls
Mewtwo is upset he's got no Poké or no Dragon Balls
[Verse 4: Mewtwo]
Well, that was sad, please crawl in the capsule you were found in
Can't sense my power level?? Well, swag's over 9000
I know this Saiyan's proud that he shouted and geared up
But I slapped him so hard, the Great Ape inside teared up
You took another L, and believed this had redeemed you
This is worse than the time that your boi Special Beamed you
Your jabs and ki blasts were all crude misses
You're just the latest in a long line of 3-Finger slap bitches