[Verse 1: Saitama]
Give it up for Mr. One-Hit Quit, take a lesson
Started out as a hero, but just for fun, I'm never stressin'
You'll recognize me coming through (Yes), sleek with my cape on
I see him flexin' over there, that deserves a facepalm
The Mighty Saitama and yes, I can like Obama
I keep it low key unlike this almighty drama
Sidekick Genos rollin' with though I never need assistance
Potentially the most powerful being in existence

[Verse 2: All Might]
The Number 1 Hero and a Symbol of Pеace
Give hope to thosе in trouble while you scrap in the streets
Beloved by all, I teach Foundational Studies
And under different circumstances bet we could've been buddies
My fame and recognition fly while I chill at UA high
Don't be jealous little B-class, I'm that guy
It's Toshinori Yagi, always have a smile on my face
It's One for All, and you're one big disgrace

[Verse 3: Saitama]
A registered member of the Hero Association
I've yet to beat a foe that brings me any elation
No one is on my level, sorry, that includes you
You're just a big blue and yellow fool for me to go through
Z-City Champion, Best of the Best
You have a speech? Then keep the word count to twenty or less
Yoshinori is inadequate, tried to battle, you're bad at it
My hero game is miraculous, that's why my record's immaculate
[Verse 4: All Might]
(Hahaha)
It's One for All, just give All Might the ball
I'll show Mr. Clean here just how far he can fall
Gran Torino taught me everything I know
A Golden Age Hero and the mightiest Pro
Saitama is not a match, you don't want me to hit the gas
A focused straight chop, end him with a Missouri Smash
Superhuman skills, just ask my students, they all know
Taking Mr. One-Punch Chump down in one blow