Original London Cast of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The Double Bubble Duchess
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
What kind of music do you love?
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
Pop!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
We all are vultures if the culture’s…
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
Pop!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
When you want daddy, whacha call out?
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
Pop!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
And speakin’ of daddies, I’m the paw
[ENTOURAGE]
Whoo!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
Who has a little darlin’ with a million dollar jaw
[ENTOURAGE]
Hey!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
And when she gets a-chewin’ ain’t no way she’s gonna
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
Stop!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
This little star’ll make your
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
Jaws drop!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE, spoken]
People of the world, allow me to introduce a little lady who is royalty of the highest order.
She’s “the double bubble duchess”.
She’s my daughter and her name is, well, her name is
[VIOLET]
Well, my name is Violet Beauregarde
And I like gum
I chew so good it’s made me
The sensation I’ve become
For over half a year
Well, I’ve been blowin’ this bazooka
It’s fruity, not nutty
Like that stupid girl Veruca
You’ll find my competition
Are in traction or on crutches
And that is why my title is
The Double Bubble Duchess
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
The Double Bubble Duchess
That’s her sticky claim to fame
She’s always on the bubble
And so, file it
Violet Beauregarde’s the name
[CHERRY, spoken]
Violet, your addiction to chewing, where did it start?
[VIOLET]
Well, it started as a baby
'Cause I talked a mile a minute
My mama thought my mouth would stop
If she put something in it
No matter what she gave me
I could chew with inspiration
I started breaking records
With my dental dedication
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
It seems she would chew anything
She got within her clutches
[VIOLET]
And that is why my title is
The Double Bubble Duchess!
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
The Double Bubble Duchess
[VIOLET]
The Double Bubble Duchess
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
That’s her sticky claim to fame
[VIOLET]
It’s my fame
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
She’s always on the bubble
[VIOLET]
I’m always on the bubble
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
And so, file it
[VIOLET, MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
Violet Beauregarde’s the name
[CHERRY]
Violet, what we really want to know is
How did you get your ticket?
[VIOLET]
When I heard about the contest
I joined the choc’late war
I may love chewing gum
But I like winning even more
I bought a Wonka bar
And through the wrapper started slashing
I won a Golden Ticket
[VIOLET, MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
And the cameras started flashing!
[VIOLET]
So now it seems I’m famous
I’m all over the TV
Cornelia Prinzmetal
She’s as jealous as can be
The movies are all calling
And the networks are pursuing
I bet my dad could even sell
This juicy fruit I’m chewing
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
There’s gold in them there molars
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
And in everything she touches
[VIOLET]
And that is why my title is
The Double Bubble Duchess
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
The Double Bubble Duchess
[VIOLET]
The Double Bubble Duchess
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
That’s her sticky claim to fame
[VIOLET]
It’s my fame
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
She’s always on the bubble
[VIOLET]
And let me tell ya’
I love to snap, I love to chew
When I’m done it’s on your shoe
I’m never gonna stop
Pop!
Humm…
I heart gum
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
The Double Bubble Duchess
That’s her sticky claim to fame
She’s always on the bubble
[VIOLET]
I’m always on the bubble
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
And so, file it
Violet beauregarde’s…
[VIOLET]
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
The Double Bubble Duchess
[VIOLET]
The Double Bubble Duchess
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
That’s her sticky claim to fame
[VIOLET]
Your sticky claim to fame
[MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
So don’t you give her any trouble
[VIOLET]
Cause, let me tell ya
I’m here to pop and stake my claim
[MR. BEAUREGARDE]
It’s in the cards
[VIOLET, MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE]
Yes, Beauregarde’s the name!
Woo!