Original London Cast of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Juicy!
[OOMPA DJ]
And here she is, new in at number one
Chewing up the charts
She’s big and getting bigger
She's blue and getting bluer
She’s a fruit based sensation
And she goes by the name of Juicy!

[OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
Everybody wants a piece of the action
Everybody's talkin' 'bout Juicy!

[VIOLET, screaming]
Help me!

[OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
Daddy wanted her to be the main attraction
Now everybody's talkin' 'bout Juicy!

Juicy is a girl named Violet B.
She doesn't have a talent as far as we can see
But she wants to be a star
Though there's nothing she can do

[WILLY WONKA & MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
She's gonna be famous now
For just turning blue
[WILLY WONKA & FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
Squeeze that mother out!

[OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
Everybody wants a piece of the action
Everybody's talkin' 'bout Juicy
Daddy blew her up into a big transaction
Now everybody's talkin' 'bout Juicy

[VIOLET, screaming]
Daddy!

[OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
She always wanted fame
Now she's 'bout to explode (pop!)
We'll scoop up every chunk
And we'll serve her à la mode (mm hmm!)

She's gonna hit the big time
When the big gum drops (woo!)
She'll finally burst her bubble
On the "top of the pops"

[MR. BEAUREGARDE, spoken]
I’ve got an idea! Hello, Fruit Monthly…?
[OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
Her lips say nothing
And her hands do less
Her clothes are yours
'Cause soon she’ll need a tent for a dress

Her stomach will be perfect
When it’s squeezed and it’s oozed
Her brain’s in mint condition
Cause it’s never been used

Her legs are good and sturdy
'Cause they ran toward the spotlight
You have to take ‘em both
To split them up would be not right

But you had better hurry
If you wanna grab her ear
Cause in 15 minutes
She is bound to disappear

[MR. BEAUREGARDE, spoken]
Baby, we’re gonna be rich!

[OOMPA-LOOMPAS]
AHH!
Everybody wants a piece of the action
Everybody's talkin' 'bout Juicy!
Her favourite body parts
Will soon be yours for a fraction
Her insides flying overhead
Will be a distraction

Today nobody knows about Ravel or Debussy
But everybody knows about
Everybody's talkin' 'bout…
Ooohhh… Juicy!

(Violet explodes in a shower of purple goo. Once again the party are horrified but Willy is unconcerned.)