I'll never really understand why I believe you
You're so sly and underhand, I think I'll leave you
With everything I stole since we met
I stole no kisses, just some books and the odd cigarette

It's raining
(No it's sunny)

Oh well, you've scuppered all my best laid plans
I can't believe you
You dismissed my pleas right out of hand
I can't believe you
You listed everything I stole since we met
But I stole no kisses, just some books and a butterfly net

It's raining
(Now it's sunny)
It's raining
(Now it's sunny)

I never liked choruses anyway
I never lacked choruses anyway

It's true what they say
It's raining
It's true what they say