[Verse 1]
[Bobby]Two of a kind, for your information, we're two of a kind

[Johnny] Two of a kind, it's my observation, we're two of a kind

[Bobby] Like peas in a pod

[Johnny] And birds of a feather

[Both] Alone or together, you'll find

[Both] That we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

[Johnny] What's so wrong thinking life is a song and reaching for a
Star?

[Bobby] Who's to say if we're going the whole way? At least we got this far

[Johnny] Sharing our lives, our vittles, and viands, we're two of an ilk

[Bobby] Say, what if we've got rare Chateaubriands or crackers and milk?

[Johnny] Making it plain

[Bobby] Explaining it fully
[Both] We're similarly inclined, because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a
Kind

[Brief Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
[Johnny] Two of a kind, when he's out of rhythm, I'm singing off key

[last word IS sung off key]

[SPOKEN by Bobby] "I never heard you do that, John"

[Bobby] Hey, never you mind, because I'm sticking with him to C above C

[Johnny] They're easy for me

[Both] Oh, need we explain, when he warbles sweetly I'm flat and completely behind

[Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

[Johnny] I get kicks when I meet the cute chicks who hang around this lad

[Bobby] And especially when they whisper to me "Hey, honey, who's your Dad?"

[Johnny] Two of a sort
[Bobby] Like two pomegranates from off the same tree
[Johnny] I'm with you, sport, whatever you're planning its-a goes double with me

[SPOKEN by Bobby] "It's-a goes double with you, huh?"

[SPOKEN by Johnny] "Yeah"

[Bobby] I've got a terrible thought

[Johnny] Most frankly upsetting

[Both] And yet we are getting resigned

[Both] To being two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

[Johnny] We're two of a kind

[Both] We like workin' single or workin' in two's

[Bobby] Keep us in mind, give us a jingle, we got taps on our shoes

[Outro]
[Spoken by Johnny] "We'll dance!! "

[Both] We're both of us like the Tower Of Pisa
[Bobby] I'm a leaner like he's-a inclined

[Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind

[Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind