TRUMP (Stitches Parody)

WARNING: This whole song is a joke, please don't take it seriously and feel offended.



[Intro]



And so I ask you

American people

To vote my ass

PRESIDENT,

please



Thank you, Dr Carson

Mr Trump,

Your turn to make a final statement



[Verse 1]



I was born in my own hospital

(A great hospital, the best you could imagine)

Delivered by the doctor that I bought

(And he thanked me, he said

"Donald, thank you"

"This is terrific")

I bought at least a couple wives

3 highest paid women in America

But the third one doesn't speak english just right

But she's great, I see her on holidays

Terrific



[Pre-chorus 1]



Now this country needs a good, strong leader

I'm real busy but I may just have the time

If I let you elect the Trumpster

You're welcome



[Chorus]



I'm a great leader and I can't read

We're bein' r**** by the Chinese

I'll make these China dogs my b******

I'm the filthy richest (We need a)

Hero that'll come help

I'll sell America to myself

I'll build youse

Highways and some bridges

I'm the filthy richest



[Verse 2]



I want to make this country great

(Right now we're NOT great)

But the Mexicans keep coming here to r***

(And by the way, at least rape in English)

I'll build a wall no-one could climb

(No-one will climb this wall)

And the Spics could r*** on their own f***** side

(Mexico is the new China)



[Pre-chorus 2]

Now I'm seein' people talk about Trumpster

Sayin' things that quite frankly aren't nice

When I'm in charge of our nuclear program

You're all bombed (And fired)



[Chorus]



I'm a great leader and I can't read

We're bein' r**** by the Chinese

I'll make these China dogs my b******

I'm the filthy richest (We need a)

Hero that'll come help

I'll sell America to myself

I'll build youse

Highways and some bridges

I'm the filthy richest



[Bridge]



We're losing, it's a catastrophe

I'll negotiate a better deal

I'll do a good job



We need a leader prez

That'll get us out of our debt

Help the people get lower wig prices



We need a leader prez

That'll get us rid of ISIS

Rip em' all to shreds

F***** towel heads



We need a leader prez

That'll get us drivin' Hybrids

Give us all some bread

With a side of Pez

And tell the Mexicans

And all the illegal migrants

Ya gotta get a license



[Chorus]



I'm a great leader and I can't read

We're bein' r**** by the Chinese

I'll make these China dogs my b******

I'm the filthy richest (We need a)

Hero that'll come help

I'll sell America to myself

I'll build youse

Highways and some bridges

I'm the filthy richest



[Outro]



And I just can't help all youse b******

I'm the filthy richest

It's gonna be terrific

Cuz I'm the filthy richest