[Verse 1]
Someone black just stole my car
How my kids gonna get to the water park?
If you needed a ride just ask
Now I'm stuck at home
Guess I'll beat my wife
Just wait 'til Jesus gets back
He'll be real pissed off that you did that
He got some caps with your name on 'em, bitch ass
Keep playin' games, I'll pray for you, asshole

[Pre -Chorus]
Hey everyone you should read the bible
It says, don't do drugs
And don't get sexually aroused
When wipin' your ass
And make sure you don't fuck anyone's butthole
And don't give AIDS to your uncle
'Cause I come in the name of Jesus, Mary, and all them Nuckas

[Chorus]
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow n***a just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus
[Verse 2]
Now don't kill your kid with a fork
And don't fuck your grandma when she's plugged into the wall
And don't give blowjobs for a dollar in a high school bathroom
That's not cool
And don't have sex and don't get raped
And don't masturbate in your mama's basement
And don't kill a baby with a coat hangar
And keep Kosher just in case

[Pre -Chorus]
God, is the guy, that you don't wanna fuck with
'Cause He'll pop, all you dumb shits
And He's been around, like a million years
And He's got a Son and His name is Jesus
And He died like a hundred years ago
Who da fuck's Jesus?
That's that one dude who's dead on a cross

[Chorus]
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow n***a just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus
[Verse 3]
Yo, I'm always prayin' like everyday in my church to Jesus
'Cause no one got their salad tossed like He did
I'm sayin' God got got
'Cause no one cares about God
They just wanna roll with His kid Jesus
All my n***as are talkin' about...

[Chorus]
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow n***a just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow n***a just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus