[Bridge]
Oh herro
My Name is DJ Not Nice
I'm here to end the hate and bring peace between
All the asian race
I mean Korea and chinese
We're really the same
We look the same right?
We eat with chopstick?

[PART 1]
My Eyes look like
I'm mad cause someone stole my eggroll
I'm sad cause my dad
Died fighting for his country's butthole
He told me
"Son who cares what color is you skin"
We're all Asian
Some guy look like Asians but they're just mexican
(Oh Ok)
I pray that one day
The whole world will be oriental
I play videogames
I finally beat the 2nd level
Stand in the center and jump on the boss's head
And now He's dead
(Oh very good, let's play again)
[HOOK 1]
The Filipino race
And the chinese can all be friends
Cause we're all asians
Fuck whoever's not
When China gets the bomb
The whole world's eyes will be slanted like ours
Cause if you're not asian
Suck my yellow cock
(Let's watch some BBC News
Oh, they're talking about ME, cool)

[PART 2]
The kids in Bournemouth
Made fun of someone cause he's asian
The principal said "DJ Not Nice Is probably racist"
(Aw thanks, you're probably gay with AIDS)
You know confucius say if the shoe fits
(Steal it from payless and give it to your kids
For christmas)
Hello hello come in my store
Thank you, come again
I would like white and black people
If they were asian
So when your teacher shows
My video to your special ed class
Please no one laugh
[HOOK 2]
The Filipino race
(The Filipine is a place)
Knows much more things than the jews and gays
So if you go on vacation
Don't go near china
(You must stand outside City Wall)
The japanese are fine
(And taiwanese tastes nice)
But Hawaiians are crossing the line
Cause if they're not asian
They can
Suck my little cock
(I will Ninja kick you in the nut)

[Bridge]
White people suck
(And jews eat chinese food too much)
Black people steal your stuff
(We will kill everyone but us)
Cause if you're not asian
Then you're probably white or black
(Or Puerto Rican or Iraqi)

[HOOK 3]
So you see my friends
(I hope you learned something today)
From the song that I sing and my clear message
(Nuclear hehe)
That if you're not asian
(From Beijing)
Won't be long till you're gone
(So you can suck on my ding dong)
Cause China's building a bomb
(With a little help from Kim Jung)
With the money we made from the song
"Ching Chang Chong"
I suggest you get facelift
And take some Kung Fu Fight Lessons
(So we might think they're viet cong)
Yeahh Ninja ..