[Chorus]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi

[Verse 1]
I am emo
I dress in girl's clothes
When I'm dancing at shows
I look like a four year old
Throwin' a tantrum
Reattach my testicles
I'm in The Scene
I play bass in my band
I like cuttin' my wrist
I weigh 91 pounds
It's okay to cry
Most emos kiss other guys
'Cause emo chicks are fat
[Chorus]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi

[Interlude]
I farted
Oh no
I farted
I farted

[Verse 2]
I'm so scene
I don't care what you think
I'm better than you, you guys are mean
Craig Owens, don't leave please
Seriously, I still cry to your first CD
I wish Craig Owens would rape me
But I'm not 13 and a lil' white girl
No one loves me in the whole wide world
I was emo when you were listening to Spice Girls
And everyone would laugh at me
So I cut myself and got HIV
But now it's cool to be a emo faggot
I have an advantage I speak Spanish
[Bridge]
I crash land on your mattress
Do a back flip on a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trash lid
My fist, your ass 'bout to have a blast, kid

[Chorus]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi

[Verse 3]
Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me?
I am just one man, with two balls, and a wiener
You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight?
My grandmother told me one time, she said
"Rucka, what's the point of havin' balls, if nobody sees them?"
I'm da best

[Chorus]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi
[Outro]
I never get any friend requests
Every time I sneeze
I poop a little