[Verse 1]
Everyday I wake up in the mornin'
Smack my bitch, where’s breakfast, bitch?
Tell a bitch once, she goes cooks up some shit
Bitch better not burn that shit
Which kinda drug should I get fucked up with?
Gotta get a buzz and I smoke rocks
Watch Good Morning America
Smokin' my crack
Bitches tryin' to fuck me
Ninjas tryin' to jump me
Bitch says "Yo, man, I'm done
Cookin' up the meth"

[Chorus]
It's high day, high day
Make-a-bitch-wait-outside day
Everybody's smokin' on purple keef, no cheap shit
High day, high day
Order-crack-online day
Smoke coke and choke a bitch, 'cause she be speakin'

[Post-Chorus]
Smokin' me smokin' some (Crack!)
Smokin' me smokin' (I'm black)
Blunts, guns, fun
You know this weed is mixed with ecstasy, bitch
[Verse 2]
I get high and plant bombs on the highway
Watch 'em blow up and I snort some white
Blunts, guns, out in the sun
I'm too stoned to choke a bitch
Slap a bitch, smack a bitch
Mix heroin with Special K
Stop by kindergarten
To buy some fuckin' Ritalin
Bitches tryin' to fuck me
Ninjas tryin' to jump me
Gonna get my gun and shoot some hippies in the chest

[Chorus]
It's high day, high day
Give-a-bitch-a-black-eye day
Everybody's smokin' on kush and keepin' the streets clean
High day, high day
Chill-with-a-black-guy day
Clean off your heroin needle with some bleach, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
Smokin' me smokin' some (Crack!)
Smokin' me smokin' (I'm black)
Blunts, guns, fun
You know this needle has some HIV on it
[Verse 3]
Yes, Justin Beaver's gay
("No, I'm not, since when is bi gay?")
We we we gettin' high, kids
We gettin' high, bitch
We got a eightball of cocaine
Tomorrow I go back to bein' a public school teacher
I'm be gettin' high for all of today
(This song needs somebody black)
Bitch ass, ho' ass, trick ass ninja
Push you out the window like Chris Brown
Smack a bitch in the mouth like Chris Brown
When I'm done with a bitch, I piss brown (Woo)
You heard of 9/11?
That was me
That Columbine bullshit?
That was me
You wanna fuck around in Iraq with me?
I leave you passed out covered in crap and pee!

[Chorus]
High day, high day
Make-a-bitch-wait-outside day
Everybody's smokin' on purple keef, no cheap shit
High day, high day
Order-crack-online day
Smoke coke and choke a bitch 'cause she be speakin'
[Post-Chorus]
Smokin' me smokin' some (Crack!)
Smokin' me smokin' (I'm black)
Blunts, guns, fun
Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy

[Outro]
Bitch everybody show them titties
Come on, come on everybody now
Yo titties now
Everybody now
Come on, come on
Everybody show me yo titties now