I'm Afraid (of Black Ppl)

I'm afraid downtown

'cause some people there are brown

And they all have guns

They're like "N***a, give me money!"

I'm white!



When the night comes

They come outside

You might hit one with our car

And yell

"Twenty points!"



They might rob your ass

They might pop your ass

It all depends on if

Your white or black



I'll be leaving a baseball game

Might stop at the ATM

Someone says, "Excuse me sir, but can a cracker spare some change?"

And I pretend that I don't hear him

He says, "Please don't walk away! I need cash to buy some books and pencils"

I don't give a FUCK!



I'm afraid downtown

'cause some people there are brown

And they all have guns

They're like, "N***a, give me money!"

I'm white

(I stay at home)

With my wife

(And kid and dog)

And I might drive by the hood

And wave Hi to black people



I'm afraid to go

See a game of basketball

It's a real dark sport

And I don't mean on the court

I'm white

(I stay at home)

And I might

(watch basketball)

On my

(television)

But then my fuckin' dog would bark



And there was a time

I wasn't scared of them

Back then,I'd even

Watch the Cosby Show

But then in an episode

Theo stole his dad's car

I got scared and built a fence

Around my back yard



I'll be sipping some light beer

I'll catch an episode of Scrubs

Maybe speaking with my kids

Picking Jesus over drugs

And on the TV someone says

"Send us money, we have AIDS"

Well I have AIDS

And I don't give a

I don't give a

I don't give a FUCK!



I'm afraid downtown

'cause some people there are brown

And they all have guns

They're like "N***a, give me money!"

I'm white!

I'm afraid downtown

'cause some people there are brown

And they all have guns

They're like, "N***a, give me money!"

I'm white

(I stay at home)

With my wife

(And kid and dog)

And I might drive by the hood

And wave Hi to black people



I'm afraid to go

See a game of basketball

It's a real dark sport

And I don't mean on the court

I'm white

(I stay at home)

And I might

(watch basketball)

On my

(television)

But then my fuckin' dog would bark



Oh, no!

Someone stole

All our stuff

(It was prolly black people!)



Oh, no!

Detroit, lost!

All we have is basketball!



Right now?

I stay at home!

Tomorrow?

I stay at home!

All my life?

I stay at home

With my Bible!

Hanukkah?

I stay at home!

Ramadan?

I stay at home!

The white house,?

Can't go there



I'm afraid of black people!



I'm afraid downtown

'cause some people there are brown

And they all have guns

They're like, "N***a, give me money!"

I'm white

(I stay at home)

With my wife

(And kid and dog)

And I might drive by the hood

And wave Hi to black people



I'm afraid to go

See a game of basketball

It's a real dark sport

And I don't mean on the court

I'm white

(I stay at home)

And I might

(watch basketball)

On my

(television)

But then my fuckin' dog would bark