[Verse]
Dear Santa
This yo' little cousin, Rucka Rucka Ali
First, I wanted to tell you, what a good ass mo'fuckin' boy I been this year
I raised thirty-two dollars for Haiti
And a buck-fifty to help BP
What? A n***a needs some skittles
Anyway
For this year's Christmas
All I ask you
Is a pound of purple pot
The ability to seduce any bitch
And for my videos to stop gettin' deleted every motherfuckin' day
You give me the same bullshit every Christmas
And some shit I did not ask for, and don't need to be here
And for this year
All I ask is for you to help a motherfuckin'
Brother out, for once
Ten seconds from you on the video blog
Talkin' about, "yo quit deletin Rucka's shit"
Will come a long way with me, sir
Fuck you
I'm tired of your bullshit
And don't not never ask me for nothin' again
If you don't come through this mo'fuckin' time
Merry fuckin' Christmas, bitch n***a
Fuck you
Sincerely
Rucka Rucka motherfucka Ali
[Outro]
PS: Ain't no cookies out, ain't none for you
So keep your black ass out my cupboard, this year
Peace