[Intro]
Oh hello please
You can call me DJ Not Nice
I run a dry cleaning service in Detroit
You want black-belt?
Ten dollar cash?
No ticket, no laundry!
Here we go!

[Bridge: (Ching Chang Chong) repeated]
Oh yeah
I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice
Here we go everybody
Help me sing this song
Rucka Rucka Ali
Number one in USA

[Verse 1]
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
You walk into my store
Say hurry up and buy
This is America
They call me Jackie Chan
I come here from Japan
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Welcome (Sing my song)
I got that how u cow
I give you eggroll now
Don't care if you want steak
I give you by mistake
You want some won-ton soup?
I give you eggdrop, oops
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Don't fuck with Viet Cong!
With my ninja-supplies
I catch you by surprise
I throw my ninja dagger
Hit you between the eyes!
I cook my Black-Eyed Peas
While the black guy pees
Please, wear a black tie, please
Tell the black guy "Peace"
I use my kung-fu grip
To slap your bitch's tits
My people come to your village
And tear your heart to bits
I teach you tai-kwan-do
You come to my condo
I cook up crack you smoke
You think I be some joke?
If you think I'm Chinese
I be like "Ninja please"
My people come from China
But we not from Beijing
We won Olympic games
Because, you wimps can't play
My people wear diapers
No time for bathroom breaks
Ching Chong!
[Chorus]
Ninjas in the place
Do the Ching Chang Chong
Throw your nunchucks in the air
Rucka like sideways vagina

[Verse 2]
Call me DJ Not Nice
I eat no food but rice
Ancient Korean recipe
I get from Jesus Christ
Have you achieved the Zen?
I give you two-for-ten
We drink two Heineken
I be your Chinese friend
You bitches grind on me
Not if you Taiwanese
I make you bitches cry
With cream of some young guy
I eat my Ramen cup
Where did my mom end up?
I left her in Tokyo
Those Filipino sluts
I don't like Kim Jung Il!
He tried to get me kill
He fire blank missiles
All up close in my grill
Wait, who just bombed Detroit?
The city's been destroyed
It was the Japanese
Hello, remember me?
[Chorus]
Motherfuckers in this bitch
Do the Ching Chang Chong

[Outro: (Ching Chang Chong) repeated]
Yeah
It would be great honor
To enter every vagina in this party
I have disgraced my father
For every vagina I have not entered
By force
Open sesame, seed chicken
Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget
Confucius say
You ever see Ninja turtle movie?
I was the third Clansman