[Intro: Rucka, Seymour Schwarz]
Leave a message, bitch!
Rucka, it's Seymour Schwarz calling
Listen, I just saw your video on the internet
Why do you have do be so nasty?
With your words, makin' fun of people
Why can't ya be more like Weird Al Yankadick over there?
He's very nice, even for a Jew

[Chorus]
RuckasNuckas for life, I still run red lights
Put my arm out the window so they know i'm white
And the other 'round your mother 'cause she know I'm tight
YouTube get mad, 'cause they know i'm right!

[Hook: Rucka, backup crew]
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)

[Verse 1: Rucka]
I'm a cat kicking, crack loving
Throw a hater in the oven when he come to shove it
Oh shit! When I bust it, I could fuck a cousin
But who doesn't? So how's you wife and kids and husband?
Oh yeah! (drool)
Yo, what up Al? You call yourself "Weird"
I got nappy ass braids from my pubes to my beard
Put little chains on them, I make it rains on 'em
I'd fuck a vampire bitch with little fangs on 'em
[Verse 2: Rucka as "Weird Al"]
They call me Skittles, I fuck bitches a little
Bust a nut in her butt and I tell her a riddle
Who's the guy over nine feet tall that you know?
He makes music and he won't never go
They call me Al, who wants to be my pal?
Let me get your number, I roll under cover
I got a job, working at the Quiznos
Number one album Castro San Francisco

[Chorus]
RuckasNuckas for life, I still run red lights
Put my arm out the window so they know i'm white
And the other 'round your mother 'cause she know I'm tight
YouTube get mad, 'cause they know i'm right!

[Hook: Rucka, backup crew]
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)

[Verse 3: Rucka]
You tube full of hacks, deleting all my shit
Leaving up all the fags, they can sit up on a dick
Every fucking video (oh rook, he's Asian!)
Freddy sucks helium (and other things we shouldn't mention)
A laughing baby, so funny, oh god!
Tell your kid to leave the fucking crib and get a job
YouTube full of bitches
Fuck with me, I'll have you gagging on your your mama's niblets
I got triplets taking niblets of my dick, till it spits on their tits
Which bitch on YouTube getting views and hits?
(The one that's on their dick)
Fuck you and your crew, I'm a household name
You wouldn't move a shit stain, you're too bitch-made
I'm a star, you're a part-time cartoon phony
I'm smoking all your dope while your hoes try to blow me
I'm not your homie, it's nice to know me
Run and tell your hoe she better have money for me
[Chorus]
RuckasNuckas for life, I still run red lights
Put my arm out the window so they know i'm white
And the other 'round your mother 'cause she know I'm tight
YouTube get mad, 'cause they know i'm right!

[Hook: Rucka, backup crew]
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)

[Chorus]
RuckasNuckas for life, I still run red lights
Put my arm out the window so they know i'm white
And the other 'round your mother 'cause she know I'm tight
YouTube get mad, 'cause they know i'm right!

[Hook: Rucka, backup crew]
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)
My shit Is the shit! (Your shit ain't shit!)