[Intro: DJ Not Nice, Toby Queef, [Fredrique Shampoo], & Seymour Schwartz]
Ahh herro
You give me my own track
It is great honor
Now I tell you the tale of the two double dragon dildos
Legend tells...
What the hell's goin' on here?
Ah, herro Toby
Damn right it's me Toby Queef
They gave you your own damn track?
Nah, nah, nah
With your little ching chang chong
Hello, thank you, come again
Bullshit, they didn't even give me a song
This not song
We, we doin' dry cleaning
This is bullshitYou know this used to be America
God damnit
I'm sorry Toby
You hungry
You want Eggroll
The government of Canada would not like to hear a song by Rucka Rucka Ali
Who the hell invited this guy?
What the hell is going on here, I'm trying to sleep
Oh, herro Seymour Schwartz
*Multiple people talking*
[Outro: Rucka Rucka Ali & [?]]
Yo, everyone shut the fuck up
Canada