[Chorus]
I know some faggot, JB
And every time he sings, the girls all squirt through their jeans
And everybody’s mom says, "Damn, too bad he’s 13!"
And he says stuff like, "Hip-Hop and Rap embrace me."
But everybody knows Justin’s a faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
Ah-ooh
You’re just a faggot, JB

[Verse 1]
First of all, you’re Canadian, so that joke kinda tells itself
You catch that? I’ll say it again:
You’re from Canada, kill yourself
Get your French-speakin’, syrup-sippin’, European
Bitch-ass niggin’, bacon-lickin’
Learn to speak English, and stop singin’
You started off on YouTube and got a million views
So your mama made some calls and shook hands with some Jews
Now, you’re the coolest dude in school
And at the Neverland Ranch reunion
Annual sleepover 1992 (Hehe)
Usher, Usher, Usher, Usher’s never heard of you
He doesn’t know he’s in your video
Come on, how dumb is you?
You have Kim dashin’ for your nut
And I think that leaves a hairy ass
And a great mustache between the two of you
[Chorus]
I know some faggot, JB (He’s a handsome lady)
And every time he sings, the girls all squirt through their jeans
(Squirt like a hose)
And everybody’s mom says, "Damn, too bad he’s 13!"
(’Cause he’s a handsome lady)
And he says stuff like, "Hip-Hop and Rap embrace me."
(Oh, yah)
But everybody knows Justin’s a faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
Ah-ooh
You’re just a faggot, JB

[Verse 2]
When I was 13, I fucked my first cousin
I’ma tell you one time, I’ma sell you wanton
Baby, baby, baby, ’til I’m throwin’ fuckin’ babies
At this faygola to get him to stop makin’ songs
(I hate ’em)
They can take his BET award, and throw it to the Arabs
’Cause that’s like giving Michael Lohan the award for greatest parent
That’s like saying, "Michael Jackson never stole Macaulay's pants."
That’s like saying, "Canada is not a place that’s full of faggots."
He sounds like a 9-year-old Blacker Michael Jackson
’Cause his ’nads are higher in his groin than Lindsay is on acid
Number one in Canada, I guess that makes you about the same
As a homeless guy with AIDS in America? (Fuck you)
[Chorus]
I know some faggot, JB (He’s a handsome lady)
And every time he sings, the girls all squirt through their jeans
(Squirt like a hose)
And everybody’s mom says, "Damn, too bad he’s 13!"
(’Cause he’s a handsome lady)
And he says stuff like, "Hip-Hop and Rap embrace me."
(Oh, yah)
But everybody knows Justin’s a faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
Ah-ooh
You’re just a faggot, JB

[Outro: Justin Beaver]
That was some really not nice things to say, dawg
I totally have pubes!
I mean, so what if they’re taped on?
The girls don’t care
And Canada’s totally sweet!
At least we don’t go around putting doors in front of people!
I’m gonna have Usher beat your ass next time I see him!
Yo-you’re the fag, motherfucka!