[Chorus]
Weed that you need
Ain't from the Chinese
Crack's the best
Ask your friend for me please

[Post-Chorus]
Unless you got that motherfuckin'
Crista-chronic cut-a-lack
Better get my money back
Put it back in my hundred stack

[Verse 1]
Flip a track so I get my crack
When the fuck we gonna see a free Jamaica
I been waiting 25 minutes for a milkshake huh
Jamaican red, I got Jamaican red
Y'all just make me laugh
Makin' up names for your shit
You're all little kids you all getting jacked
You got blueberries?
I got six caps in your head
My cash stays in my wallet
(Watchu got?)
I got weed fuck else would I call in
S'all good when you in the hood joggin'
Catch a cap in the back of your noggin
End your life and your wife is sobbin'
Now you're dead and your wife's head is bobbin'
You got bullets stuck to your palate
Smoke crack in the back of Wonton Palace
We open for business it's Christmas
Ain't nobody up in this bitch doing shit kid
Wonton crack fried rice is dericious
I take it back to my house made of bitches
Jackie Chan go wash my dishes
Fuck all the bitches
Fuck all the snitches
[Chorus]
Weed that you need
Ain't from the Chinese
Crack's the best
Ask your friend for me please
Weed that you need
Ain't from the Chinese
Crack's the best
Ask your friend for me please

[Post-Chorus]
Unless you got that motherfuckin
Crista-chronic cut-a-lack
Better get my money back
Put it back in my hundred stack
Flip a track so I get my crack

[Verse 2]
They call me Jesus but I turn my water to crack
I just spit back the facts and leave no sign of attack
Y'all know my uncle Osama, spit in the face of Obama
Signed his name after the comma to send yo mama some drama
But that shit ain't cool, n***a shit in the pool
Chase him down with a bat, my man's actin' the fool
Osama wouldn't last a minute on the streets of Detroit
He'd get his ass sprayed up straight up, by me and my boys
Fuck those tallibandit faggot, 'cause we takin' it back
To the street with phat beats due to public demand
Cut Osama like salami, fold him like origami
Leave several chapters of a script written only in Kanji
Beat him up in the rehab, toss him up like a meatslab
Hook him up a toetag and send him back in a bag
Where we'll all take turns takin' a piss on his face
So we can get right back to the American way
[Chorus]
Weed that you need
Ain't from the Chinese
Crack's the best
Ask your friend for me please
Weed that you need
Ain't from the Chinese
Crack's the best
Ask your friend for me please
Weed that you need
Ain't from the Chinese
Crack's the best
Ask your friend for me please

[Outro]
Unless you got that motherfuckin'
Crista-chronic cut-a-lack