[Intro]
I'm in here
Taking me a big shit
You might not reach me for a little bit
In the bathroom, chillin' all day
In my chair, I've got some beer
Watchin' the game

[Chorus]
Because I'm crapping...
Drop a log in-
To the swamp
Take a big ol'
Shiny poo
Because I'm crapping...
Dropping off the Cosby kids
At the LA County Pool
Because I'm crapping...
Gotta go, when I gots to go
And I gots to drop a deuce
Because I'm crapping...
'Cuz you know, everyone knows almost
Everybody poops

[Verse 1]
You comin' through
While I take a crap
Man, I still ain't done
You better step back (Yeah)
I should probably warn you
Standing in line (Yeah)
Don't go in there
[for] At least [a] half hour
To forty-five [minutes]:
Here's why
[Chorus]
Because I'm crapping...
Drop a log in-
To the swamp
Take a big ol'
Shiny poo
Because I'm crapping...
Dropping off the Cosby kids
At the LA County Pool
Because I'm crapping...
Gotta go, when I gots to go
And I gots to drop a deuce
Because I'm crapping...
'Cuz you know, everyone knows, almost
Everybody poops

[Bridge]
(Crapping) If it's brown
Then it's all good
(Crapping) And if it's blue
Something's wrong kid
(Crapping) If it's white
Call a doctor
(Crapping) [If] It won't come out
Call a plumber
(Crapping) If it's green
You['re] in good shape
(Crapping, crapping) And if it's red
You have been raped
(Crapping, crapping) If it's brown
Then it's all good
So flush it down
[Chorus]
Because I'm crapping...
Drop a log in-
To the swamp
Take a big ol'
Shiny poo
Because I'm crapping...
Dropping off the Cosby kids
At the LA County Pool
Because I'm crapping...
Gotta go, when I gots to go
And I gots to drop a deuce
Because I'm crapping...
'Cuz you know, everyone knows, almost
Everybody poops

[Outro]
(Crapping...)
(Crapping...)
(Crapping...)
(Crapping...)