Power of the pen, I'm walking out a state pen
I seen cold-hearted thugs turn to gay men
Would I pay for some poontang? Amen
I'm lookin' around for some bitches, uh!

It's cold and my dick's hard
Got a gun and a shank and pepper can spray and a Pritz card
I can't pray, I betrayed every witch god
My bare hands to choke out a ninja, yeah!

Walk up to the street corner, see two crackheads and a Chinese foreigner, in a sauna
Said "Can I get some marijuana? I gotta get baked, I just served ten days for rape!"
He said "Are you porice?" I said "Don't make me fuck yo ass in the face, homie!"
I'm trying to get a buzz, it's what I does, I'ma join you n***as in the tub

(I don't know)
What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all
(I'm like yo!)
How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?
(If you don't)
See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw
We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro

Woke up two days later, fucking Ruth Bader
Took my dick and I told her that I wouldn't date her
Went downstairs, two dudes from Al-Qaeda at a passover seder
Uh waiter?
That's when my phone rang (Ring!)
Collect call from Pyongyang, oh dang, gotta go man! (Peace!)
Grabbed a salty potato from the place and said
"Y'all have a good one, I'm gon' get some cocaine!"

Got into the Uber car, neighborhood is super dark
Rolled up to the diner, got a table with the driver
Told him not to speak, what he sees, to forget it
He said "I'm Japanese, all I speak is Japan!"

I screamed "Nobody move, I want some free food! Bring me some chicken fries!"
Driver said "Me too!" (Shut up...!) He got tossed out the joint
Driver said "That was bullshit!"
I said "You missed the whole point!"

Reach in my pocket, pulled out some ketchup packets
Salt and pepper shakers and forks, extra napkins (Aw shit!)
Then I pointed my gun at his fucking head! (What?)
I said "You saw too much, now you're fucking dead!" (Wait!)

He said "You don't gotta do this, I won't squeal!"
Man I told you, keep quiet for the whole meal
He said "You're so cruel, isn't this enough?!"
But isn't this how God and his angels treat us?!

(I don't know)
What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all
(I'm like yo!)
How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?
(If you don't)
See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw
We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro
What the fuck?