[Verse 1]
Herro, I'm Chinese
I was wondering if you would like some beef with broccoli
I come over from Beijing
I play ping pong and pray to Buddha
And say ching chong chong ching
Herro, you want sake?
Or you want California dragon roll with ginger and wasabi?
If you’re hungry, call me
I get you table in my restaurant with free fortune cookie
There's a small difference between lunch
And dinner price

[Hook]
Herro from the Far East Side
Our wall goes for a thousand miles
Our children make Nikes and sing Christmas songs
And Kim Jong Un leads us, we dream of his dong
Herro from the Far East Side
I like eggrolls, I cannot lie
I sell you calamari with some pepper and salt
Little House on the Prairie is my favorite show
In the world

[Verse 2]
Herro, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about soy sauce, I sorry
I don’t feel too well
Ever since I ate that orange chicken, I can't take a crap
Ancient secret of the orange sauce
Mix cum with clementine
[Hook]
So herro from the Far East Side
I also selling child brides
I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi
That's like 100 dollar, she hardly ever cries
Herro from the Laos side
My people have Laosian pride
We killed 2 million thousand in 1969
And the ones we didn't kill, we made sit outside
On the floor

[Verse 3]
Uh, one, two, three
South Korea don't got shit on me
I from the hood, I rap real good
Nuclear war? I wish a bitch would
Rewind and listen again
I get mad pussy, you kiss men
Please leave message when you call
Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall

[Hook]
Herro from the Far East Side
I sometimes blow another guy
I still use Compuserve, Windows 3.1
And I love Filipinos, but I don't like Taiwan
Herro from the Far East Side
I chilling on a water slide
I do your dry cleaning at the Dry Cleaner Mart
And I know math and science, because Asians are smart
Benihana is good
[Outro]
Herro
Oh shit, the song's over
(Laughing)