[Intro: DJ Not Nice]
Oh, hello please
I am old man
They once called
DJ Not Nice
Many years ago
I make big number one hit single
Called Ching Chang Chong
But today it bring me great shame
You see I try to write right lyrics
But we did not have technology

[Chorus: DJ Not Nice]
(Ching Chang Chong)
(Ching Chang Chong) Oh yeah
(Ching Chang Chong)
(Ching Chang Chong) I remember this song
(Ching Chang Chong) We would smack a bitch
(Ching Chang Chong) If we had to tell her twice
(Ching Chang Chong)
(Ching Chang Chong)

[Verse 1: DJ Not Nice]
Yo, I talk that Ching Chang Chong
That's how we say hi hello
I got that Rice Eggroll
The lunch special
Original chicken with that physical grope
I got that Ching Chang Chong
Call PF Chang
Ring, hey, wrong
[Pre-Chorus: DJ Not Nice]
I got that shroom kung pow
Them chicken dragonball dog
We get free puppies from shelter
It's on the plate dish now
I sold chicken lo mein
You sold chicken no thanks
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
I like to sing Drake song
Let's eat In-N-Out

[Chorus: DJ Not Nice]
(Ching Chang Chong) Let me get that
(Ching Chang Chong) Have a Kit Kat
(Ching Chang Chong) Or a Tic Tac
(Ching Chang Chong) Gimmy my dick back
(Ching Chang Chong) Oh yeah
(Ching Chang Chong) I smack a bitch
(Ching Chang Chong) If I have to tell her twice
(Ching Chang Chong) For rice

[Verse 2: DJ Not Nice]
I never lose as Sonic 2
Robotnik takes little coons
Then he put them inside a room
And then he make them work
This anti-corporate shit
Raised all them stupid gay kids
Doped up on Ritalin to crash
Distrust the business and smash
[Verse 3: DJ Not Nice]
I Kim Jong 20 Un
New improve and kinda strong
I could blast a missile longer
With my Windows 3.1
Cause we gotta beat Japan
We got beat by chance
We don't teach them little kids
That Kim Jong II was trans

[Bridge: DJ Not Nice]
Ninjas in the place
If you are Kim Jong
Throw your Nunchucks in the air
Will Iran drop the nuke now?
Call me DJ Not Nice
I eat no food but rice
If you want Hedgehog meat
Look for the Thai dude
Rockin them Beats
I'm Zen
I like men
I better
Wok than them geeks
Tom Yum is come right up
What's up
Wut
[Verse 4: DJ Not Nice]
Here we go, shitty pho, eat it's getting cold
One chopstick and a (Spoon! Spoon!)
If you a bitch here's a fork and a second one
Chicken is done n***a (Soon! Soon!)
Here's some Salt n***a (Oof! Oof!)
Listen my son n***a
Just eat that crunchy munchies
That wonton soup soup
Let's dryclean socks
Let's dryclean socks
Get some clean socks
Drycleaning something something
Drycleaning suits suits

[Interlude: DJ Not Nice]
You want black belt? $10 cash
We take Bitcoin and blow job

[Pre-Chorus: DJ Not Nice]
I got that coon kung pow
That chicken faggot young child
He play the Sonic on Sega
He order Mexican now
I so Pete Townsend great
You roll thru towson gay
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Let's have some real gay fun
Watch Armageddon now

[Chorus: DJ Not Nice]
(Ching Chang Chong) Gotta get crack
(Ching Chang Chong) Do you sell crack?
(Ching Chang Chong) Crackers get clapped
(Ching Chang Chong) Bitches get smacked
(Ching Chang Chong) I was number one
(Ching Chang Chong) Gangsta in America
(Ching Chang Chong) For 2 year
(Ching Chang Chong) You get the idea?

[Outro: DJ Not Nice, Rucka Rucka Ali, Obama]
Let's dryclean sock
The Chinese rock
Let's dryclean sock
We're Chinese
Let's dryclean sock
The Chinese rock
Rock
Rock
I dryclean sock
You dryclean not
If you girl from China
You have sideways box
I don't like Kim Jong Un
He try to rape me soon
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
I from Beijing we strong
You ever see new Ninja Turtle movie?
They look like Shrek
Everyone know he gay
All day
Confucius say
If the game is gay
You must pray
It would be great honor
To enter every butt hole
In this crowded elevator
Hashtag me too horny
Me too horny
Me me too horny
Me too horny
I shot up Columbine
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