[Verse 1]
I wanna slim down
For my son (my son, my son)
I wanna get the bitches with the tights on (tights on, tights on)
Drivin' around town with the brights on (brights on, brights on)
Mickey Ds has the mothfuckin lights on (lights on, lights on)
And I just wanna get a little bite one (I just want a little fuckin' bite)
And I know I shouldn't have it but I'd like one (I'll just have a little much tonight)
I'll get some onion rings and a diet coke (ooooooooooh)
Tomorrow I can up on the bike but (bike but, bike but)

[Chorus]
I can't lose (I can't lose)
Can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight, can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh
I can't lose (I can't lose)
Can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight, oh-oh) (yeah!)

[Verse 2]
I'm tired of being home alone
At least I have Burger King
Try the new burger shake (try the sugar steak)
I never get with the girls
So I give my heart a stroke
Before it could.. break!
Feeling the heart race...!
Was touched when I was a kid
Now I make my self obese (self obese)
Push the world away!
Keep the world from me-hey-ey-yeah!
I lost some calories as a child (child)
So I take a hundred years to find 'em
[Chorus]
I can't lose (I can't lose)
I can't lose the weight (I can't lose the weight, I can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh
I can't lose
I can't lose the weight
I can't lose the weight
Oh-oh (Woo! Woo-ooo)

[Verse 3]
I wanna slim down tonight
Watch Marques Brownley and play Fortnite!
Hit the park and jog
Let the weight drop down
Eat some raisins
Nuts
And gay stuff now
And I could be the man the girls want (I could be the n***a that they want)
If I could take a chance I could do it up (I could have a better life)
But now I'm in the store alone
No one cares what I get
I'll get food for the pain! (I can't make a change...)

[Chorus]
I can't lose (I can't lose)
I can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight)
Can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Uhhhh-Ohhh-I can't lose
I can't lose
I can't lose the weight (can't lose the weight)
I can't lose the weight (can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh