[Intro]
This song's by somebody called Tupac Shakur
I’ve never heard of him
But I guess he's got a movie comin' out
Called "Notorious", so
Let’s go back to the 1980's!

[Verse]
Yeah, come on, come on
It's 1980
I wake up in the mornin', wearing Spandex
Is John Lennon livin' or his ass get nixxed
I got a GameBoy in my fanny pack
It's goes well with my member's only jacket
That Captain Planet is a hero
That show brought my IQ down to zero
Cast of Different Strokes gettin' death threats
Couple less, open your mouth for the Pez dispenser
Donatello and his ninjas throwin’ down karate
Three ninjas whoopin’ ass with Mr. Miyagi
I guess Bob Marley's dead
But we still got a million white dudes with dreads
And we’ll probably see OJ sent to jail
Before we see a black president, uh
What's a dude gonna do with a Rubix cube?
And someone tell me what the hell is a Power Ranger?
Can't a brother get some Cosby's?
Stephanie cut the mullet off of Uncle Jessie
I wanna go back to watchin’ movies
With the Brat Pack, back pack pack
That's the 80's
[Chorus]
That's just the 80's
We ain't ever heard of AIDS
That's just the 80's
What's crack?
That's just the 80's
We ain't ever heard of AIDS
That's just the 80's
What's crack?