[Intro]
W-N-I-G, Detroit

[Verse 1-1]
Melting the snowflakes with my laser vision
Destroying leftists with logic and hitting
Logic and science and separate latrines
These are what trigger the dangerous teens
Dealing the leftists some serious damage
Stab them with logic and give them a bandage
Owning the left, is this where the left is at? Really?
Sorry kids but facts don't care about your feelings

[Verse 1-2]
My wife is a doctor, my wife is a doctor
The left is a problem, my wife is a doctor
I fry snowflakes with sunglasses, smoke chronic
But at 6PM I can't use electronics
It's Shabbos, good Shabbos, I can't read your comments
Can't have any involvement but my goyfriend can post shit
He'll own you with logic while I sit back and do nothing
But on Sunday I promise I'll post lots of content

[Verse 2-1]
Pwning the libtards and the snowflake bitches
Separating dairy from all my meat dishes
Got separate sinks in two separate whole kitchens
This country was founded on God and religion
Whoever's not married by 25 is
A sodomite living in sin, this is science
Have an abortion and you're getting sentenced
To slave labor in Egypt, okay, this is epic
[Verse 2-2]
My yarmulke is keeping away all the demons
I slay them dumb snowflakes while I'm sleeping
I cornered the whole damn snowflake melting market
I own feminists, socialists, and shvartzas
Okay, this is epic, okay, this is epic
My wife is a doctor, I'm probably adopted
I fly to Israel with my rocket launcher
My rockets, my laser, my bible, fedora

[Verse 3]
Sippin' Manischewitz and tweeting for some drama
Obama? More like NO-bama
There's more than 2 genders NOT
Life begins when your dad busts a nut
I don't mean to brag but my IQ is a thousand
I'm the chosen people's spokesperson, king of the whole internet

Running loops
Around the liberal groups
Is this how low liberals stoop?
I play it cool
Speak at your liberal school
Sippin' some matzoh ball soup
I fire back, logic and facts
No matter how triggered the liberals get
Don't fuck with me before the High Holidays
I swear to God that I'm not fucking gay
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
My wife is epic, I own the leftists
Eviscerate the libtards and snowflakes for breakfast
With logic, and logic, and facts, and logic

[Outro]
Okay, so seriously, who thought this song would be okay?
Who in the world thought this be okay?
Like, okay, I'm not even personally offended, okay, like
But this is definitely, like, seriously, literally offensive
My wife is a doctor, okay, so I know what I'm talking about
This guy is not even a real Jew
He should drop his pants