[Intro]
What up mane
It's your boy Rucka
I’m just a regular guy
A black guy, in pacific
I just wanna to say
On behalf of the human species
This world is fucked up
Hunger, disease
Poison plants and snakes and lions
It’s too hot then it’s too cold
But you know how we do

[Chorus]
We fuck the Earth
It is a faggot
We fuck the Earth
To build our home
We fuck the Earth
It is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth
To charge our phone

[Verse 1]
Hi, I’m a baboon
I can’t make plans, I survive by chance
And I fling my poo
Ay I’m a retard (yay)
I can’t tie my shoe, I rely on you
To keep me alive
(I got mail, yay)
I’m a child, bro
I just found out I exist (woah, look mom)
I’m more logical than an orangutan
By the time I’m six (where's my dad?)
I’m an average intelligence adult with
All of the past generations' advance inventions
I live real cheap and enjoy the weekends
Playing X-Box
[Chorus]
We fuck the Earth
It is a faggot
We fuck the Earth
To build our home
We fuck the Earth
It is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth
To charge our phone
We fuck the Earth

[Verse 2]
I’m primitive man respecting nature
My life sucks and is full of danger
I’m an ancient Egyptian out of breath
Building a triangular tribute to death
I’m a feudal serf living close to the earth
Me wife is me cousin and I own one shirt
I’m a trustafarian hippy fuck
I don’t believe in technology, I sleep in my truck
I’m a triceratops, couldn’t stop a meteor from killin' all my n***as
But the media will treat us
Like we’re just the same as you, helpless against the elements
You’da bombed the meteor to bits in several minutes, bitch
I’m Ancient Chinese
With no Logic or Reason
I must focus inward and try to make the voices stop screaming
While we starve in India
Our cows live like a king
This "back to nature" talk sounds a lot like Germany
[Chorus]
Earth
It is a faggot (It's a faggot)
We fuck the Earth (We fuck the Earth)
To build our home
We fuck the Earth
It is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth
To charge our phone
We fuck the Earth

[Verse 3]
I’m a man, slow and weak
I can’t fight
But my conceptual-formation ability’s on fleek
Still I don’t know shit
I gotta learn stuff from observation
And tie it all together, it’s called integration
Abstract from the concretes and form a concept
It helps me to organize and store them shits
And if Reason’s my method to live by the facts
Then I gotta be free then to think and to act for myself
To build and to sell
And exploit this whole piece of shit planet
'til it’s not an uninhabitable hell
And then some punk always warns 'bout Armageddon
Tellin' me I’m hurtin' the unborn or the dead
Or a fuckin' blade of grass or a snail
Or I punched a fuckin' hole in the sky
And we’re all gonna die, 2012
[Outro]
But this time it’s real
It’s Science
Government-approved studies show
We’ll die in 12 years
If you don’t let us borrow your rights
For a while
Pay your fair share
We wouldn’t lie
Here, take my property
And send me to the chamber
All so Lil Dicky could play park ranger
Yo needle dick, fuck your song and fuck you
You neurotic little capo curly-haired hook nose
Did you know the environment today is cleaner and safer than ever before?
Safe for whom?
For human beings, you dumb fuckin' ginger
But what about climate change?
Climate change is pretty fuckin' manageable
But if you think it’ll be catastrophic
Let’s free people economically and let them control their own fuckin' property
And privatize the field of science
Advocating for the government to regulate people is something that nihilistic envious self-loathing dendrophiliac dago wops like Lil Dicky advocate for
But I read on the Internet...
Oh, the internet is gay, Tommy
These are not smart people
[Monkey noises]
That’s right, Osama
Environmentalism is just a fuckin' religion...
Well, minus the Christmas presents, that is
[Group Laughter]