[Verse 1]
Kobe was black, from PA
Nothing is wrong with that, but he's gay
And nothing wrong with that in LA
But it's still wrong in the eyes of God anyway
One morning, Kobe was too lazy to drive
He took his key and said we getting high
Took a fuckin' helicopter that he couldn't fly
Said I don't care if we ever make it
We're here for the ride

[Pre-Chorus]
It's okay if this is how it ends
Life was good and long
And I made it longer than
Cobain
And he couldn't sing
Allegedly his wife killed him allegedly

[Chorus]
Kobe in the park
Kobe in the street
Kobe in the chopper
Going far away
Kobe hitting rock
Kobe hitting weed
Kobe in the chopper
Sippin' Hennessy like
[Post-Chorus]
Vroom vroom
Vroom Vroom vroom vroom

[Verse 2]
Ay Ay
Then he heard from the pilot
Hey aren't you that guy Kobe Bryant
You got alleged for fucking that white chick
She said you forced yourself into her right yeah?
No, not me
I'm totally denying what she said about me
I told her goodnight and I went back to sleep
Then she made up some rape stuff
And lied about me
Don't believe
I don't know about that
I believe
Every and all women
I'm alley
It's called an ally
Not a back street
For raping

[Pre-Chorus]
It's okay
If this is how it end
Life was good and long
And I made it longer than
Cobain
And he was into men
And his expectant wife would shoot up heroine
[Chorus]
Kobe in the park
Kobe in the street
Kobe in a ball court
Losing every game
Kobe hitting rock
Kobe hitting weed
Kobe in the chopper
Going far away

Kobe Bryant's gay
And he allegedly did some force vaginal rape
Unless you think she's lying