[Verse 1]
I get up, look around
Life is good, I'm surrounded by manga
My waifu has a ahegao
And my wife's a pillow
I send a dollar to Belle, I'm cool
Great, great, great
Then I watch Pokémon and Afro Samurai
Fullmetal Alchemist
Swear to God, it's not porn
Play my Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Yeah, I got 'em at Target, yo
Yay, yay, yay (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

[Chorus]
So put that Jap shit on, everybody
Let's get this anime started at this party
I'm gay (I'm gay)
'Cause I watch anime
Mang, mang, mang (Mangu)
I came while watching the Gokunaro
I trade my Yu-Gi-Oh cards with my nuckas
We're gay (We're gay)
Let's go watch anime
Mang, mang, mang
[Verse 2]
I'm attacked like a Jew
'Cause I'm a otaku
I'm called a pedophile
'Cause I'm into baku
And I'm into Boondocks
But I skip to the fighting swords
Swing, swing, swing (Negronome!)
And I like to read the
The newest Naruto
And it's got me bein' like
O-w-O
And I want a chobit
To do all of the stuff
A real woman wouldn't want
'Cause I'm a cowboy (Yu-Bebop!)

[Chorus]
My dick gets hard for Princess Monoke
I'm trans for girls in Full Metal Panic
I'm gay (I'm gay)
'Cause I watch anime
Mang, mang, mang (Mangu)
I came while watching Attack on a Titan
I trade my manga cards with the white kids
We're gay (We're gay)
Let's go watch anime
Gay, gay, gay
Dragonballz are cool
Gay, gay, gay
[Bridge]
I'm like Gurren Logann
Looking for your big Lordgenome

[Verse 3]
The world is plain and dull
Everybody's mundane
And they look like Jen Garner and Tom Hanks
I prefer anime
Great, great, great (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

[Chorus]
So put that Jap shit on, everybody
Let's get this anime started. everybody
I'm gay (I'm gay)
'Cause I watch anime
Gay, gay, gay (Mangu)
I came while watching Fruits in a Basket
I trade my Yu-Gi-Oh cards with the faggots
We're gay (We're gay)
Let's go watch anime
Mang, mang, mang (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
I'm gay too