[Intro: Announcer , Donald Trump, Lil Jon]
We now return to Celebrity Apprentice
Now Lil Jon, why you think ya team lost?
What?
You're supposed to be this great rapper
How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch?
We interrupt your program for a special word from the president of America

[Verse 1: Obama]
My fellow Americans
I have, uh, some shit to tell you
I know one president gettin' some anal from Michelle
Bitch, I got him, saw Bin Laden out in Pakistan
And shot him in the dome and told him
There you go, I got him yo, solved a fuckin' problem, Joe
Let's break out the Hennessy
Everybody smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee
Now let us see which durka durka wants another round from me
Thought I told you crackers you don't wanna fuck around with me

[Verse 2: Osama Bin Laden]
Ayy, bro, recognize me?
I look like the durky, sellin' you a slurpee
So much noise about me
Everybody judge me, no one ever loves me
They say that I'm dead
But they don't even know, I work at liquor store
They test my DNA
This says Kareem Abdul Jabbar, yeah, that's him
I drive a cab in New York, I did 9/11
I fight for Jihad, Al-Qaeda give me discount card
[Chorus: Obama & Osama Bin Laden]
Bitch, please, b-b-bitch, please
Get off your fuckin' camel
Get your fuckin' sandals
Takin', we're t-t-takin'
All your fuckin' countries
From you fuckin' monkeys
Bro, I'm from Africa
I come from Baghdad
The Jews took my cologne
I smell like a dog

[Verse 3: Barack Obama]
Mr. President, who should we blow up next?
Well, I know Prince William, he livin' like a king
He don't do shit, he just sit and get shit for free
How the hell are you gon' let him pay his wedding
With the money he took from you, motherfucker
Let him pay for it
What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all fail
One of them is dead and the others should be all in jail
Oh, Prince Charles, livin' large
But your mum in charge, fuck you William
And tell the Queen to slob all on my knob

[Verse 4: The Queen]
We're all livin' like kings
Rapin' all the peasants, takin' all their presents
So much nice things
We could have it all, we take it from the poor (Hehe)
They say we're inbred
I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London
They mad, they want bread
But they can eat me ass poo (*Laughter*)
[Chorus: Obama & Osama Bin Laden]
Bitch, please, b-b-bitch please
Take off the fuckin' crown and
Blow your fuckin' man bitch
Hey Queen, h-h-hey Queen
Get off the fuckin' horse and make a fuckin' sandwich
Bro, fuck you William
And fuck your fat whore
Bitch, you can suck my balls
I fuck you by force

[Verse 5: Donald Trump]
Hello, my name is Donnie Trump (Donnie Trump)
I make a billion every time I take a dump (Take a dump)
I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it (Buy it)
I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired (Fired)
Now I'm a smart guy, what the hell's this Royal Wedding? (Wedding)
I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready (Ready)
So when you see the Prince of England
Stare and point and say "Ayy, you got some free shit bozo" (You got some free shit)
You got some free shit, free shit, it's free shit

[Chorus: Donald Trump & Osama Bin Laden]
Bitch, please, b-b-bitch please
Get all ya fuckin' boys and
Watch my fuckin' show, yeah
Takin', we're t-t-takin'
All ya fuckin' oil, yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules
Bro, I'm from Africa
Don't fuck with my bros
My crew's from Mexico
I blow myself up
[Verse 6: Barack Obama]
My fellow Americans
Today Osama Bin Laden was found at a 7-11 in Pakistan, Ohio
I greeted him there myself with a birthday card
As I haven't seen him in over 10 years
I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party
He declined, so I shot him in the face, myself
We can all rest assured that Michelle will be givin' me a blowjob tonight
With her mouth this time

[Outro: Barack Obama]
Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody?
Michelle, what's that smell?