[ Announcer (& Davin Rubin)]
(Guys, guys, guys!)

EPIC FAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
(Guys, guys!)
BLAIRE WHITE VS RED PILL BLACK
BEGIN!!!

[Candace Owens]
This ain't a cat fight, bitch
You a grown man, bitch

[Blaire White]
Oh is that right?
Make me a sandwich!
(Guys!)

[Candace Owens & Blaire White]
I ain't done yet, bitch!
Lemme finish!
Lemme finish!
Lemme finish!
Lemme finish!
LEMME FINISH
(Guys, guys!)
[Blaire]
You a dox ass bitch

[Candace]
It's a splash site!

[Blaire]
WHA!? Imma fuck you up the head with a flashlight!

[Candace]
Tell your crew I don't negotiate with terrorists
I'm the hardest conservative from Connecticut!

[Blaire]
Why'd you invite me here to debate me?
Can't find a black bitch as shook as you in Haiti!

[Candace]
Great, but you can find year old bullshit on me
Try finding a bitch sneaking here in your party!

[Dave]
Guys!
Don't wanna be here with you two
Reminding me of why I started banging dudes
[Blaire]
This bitch so crazy!
[Candace]
This girl is a guy!
[Dave]
Guys, guys, guys, guy guys!
Is the world strange enough? 2017, you couldn't make this up

[Blaire]
Tell us, who paid you?

[Candace]
This is a lowlight

[Dave]
Guys, guys, guys, guy guys!