Germany's a place where gayness lives
Everyone in England's into kids
Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid
It's good sh*t
Nobody respects the Frenches
No one even knows what the Welsh is
No one ever goes to Wales cause
It sucks
We just finished, finished, all the f**kin'
Finnish off
And take all of their fish with us
I don't like then very much
At least they're not the Swiss, Swiss
All so f**kin rich, rich
Go to war you bi**h, bi**h

Don't know much but I know this
The Netherlands' gay
But not as much as Sweden is and Norway
Who's not as gay as the Danes
Luxembourg sounds like it is someone's name
Who's very gay
The men in Iceland are getting b**ed
Every day
Cause they love letting men *** in their face
They do every day
Nothing is good about Belarus
Everyone is Georgia's into dudes
What's the best place to receive n**es?
It's the EU
Croatians are f**kin dumb
The Asians took over Belgium
No one knows about Kosovo
Why they mad?
I don't know
Cyprus is sh*t
And so is Monaco
Why don't Montenegro
Change their name it's so racist
And the Polish are gimps, gimps
Irish are all chimps, chimps
Austrians throw shrimps, shrimps
On the barbie
I just know

The Netherlands gay
But not as much as Holland is every day
They do whatever is gay
Latvia's even gayer than is Ukraine
Because Slovenia's gay
Or was it Slovakia
Who really knows
Bulgaria's gay
Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS
So do Albains
Portugal isn't into girls
Everyone in Hungary is hungry for a set of balls
Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs
Lichtenstein sounds like a Jewish guy
That really loves c**ks
And up in Turkey
They're f**kin Armenia
With the help of Greece
Greece is gayer than the average Estoni
And Italy is like Bulgaria
But gayer than the San Marines
Azerbaijan finds gay things really fun
Moldova always b**ds over for the Maltanis
But none of these are as gay as Vatican City
Gay
Czech Republic is gayer than Lithuania
Which is gayer than Spain
The moniker for Monaco is
"We're gay"
Andorra is gay
Romania's gay but Macedonia
Is gayer than they
F**kin Russia is gay than all those place(s)
It's full of apes